snoboy Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Several influential cc'ers were seen in the same room this past weekend in the small, seaside resort of Squamish BC. Spotted were Thelawgoddess, Fence_Sitter, AlpineK, Dru, fern, Paco, and snoboy. Our correspondent is unable to tell us what was discussed due to much laughter and merriment emanating from the table. Rumours are that Paco and Fence ended up hooking up after dumping TLG and leaving her to fend for herself with snoboy on Saturday. The boys did Rock On, and then got lost looking for the Ultimate Everything. The Squamish Butress was quite good though, they say. Miss fern, though she claims not to be hardcore went and aid soloed the first pitch of U-Wall, "just for fun." TLG and snoboy went apron-eering and managed to pull off 9 excellent pitches without anyone in their way. Snoboy showed TLG that he trusted her by falling off of a 5.9 slab. AlpineK then showed up and 4 of them went bouldering. Or rather they pointed out problems, and K sent them. And then they went drinking. And eating, especially other peoples desserts. A little more , some JD, some pool. More JD. Today AlpineK and snoboy went to Whistler. Most excellent. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 especially other peoples desserts. so true... sorry dru! Quote
snoboy Posted June 9, 2003 Author Posted June 9, 2003 Overheard: "This is more fun than our usual pub clubs..." "Maybe that's 'coz I don't usually drink this much" Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 i am SO down for more pub clubs in squamish. eh? they f'ing rock!!! thanks, snoboy, for hosting. eh? and thanks to dru and fern for adding to the other half of the canadian contigent. eh? btw, dru's actually a lot younger and cuter than i remember. ps - two notes to self: 1) don't EVER forget your rock shoes when you go climbing. you can forget your rack, your rope, your chalk, your money, your sleeping bag, your food, your partner ... *anything* but your rock shoes. 2) don't EVER drink jack daniels again. EVER!!! Quote
allthumbs Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. ! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - C. Clavin Quote
minx Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 thelawgoddess said: 2) don't EVER drink jack daniels again. EVER!!! NO KIDDING! ugggh! JD is the evil distilled beverage! I get so mean when i drink it and so hung over the next day!!! EVIL Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 minx said: JD is the evil distilled beverage! Quote
minx Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 thelawgoddess said: minx said: JD is the evil distilled beverage! i don't puke! Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 i think i've only puked 3 other times in all of my 16+ years of drinking. (and no, i lived in europe; i'm not *that* old!) Quote
iain Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 tsk tsk beer before liquor you've never been sicker Quote
erik Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 iain said: tsk tsk beer before liquor you've never been sicker MAYBE IF YOU ARE A WUSSER!!! Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 iain, please come to seattle to teach me how to drink properly. Quote
Paco Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 This dirtbag climbing trip was brought to you by the letter H. Heroin, which was avoided. Highschool chicks, which were spotted abundantly. Horsecock, which was sadly left behind and much missed. And, pressed Ham, which I believe was only spotted by TLG. Also sponsored in part by Team JD. It was a in' good time. Thanks all! Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 iain said: tsk tsk beer before liquor you've never been sicker beer after liquor after beer after liquor... Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 Paco said: And, pressed Ham, which I believe was only spotted by TLG. yeah. thanks, paco. i was nearly blinded by that sighting. (you are in dire need of some nude sunbathing!) Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 9, 2003 Posted June 9, 2003 thelawgoddess said: Paco said: And, pressed Ham, which I believe was only spotted by TLG. yeah. thanks, paco. i was nearly blinded by that sighting. (you are in dire need of some nude sunbathing!) Quote
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