klar404 Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 check these cats out potential cash Any takers? Mike you got something to say? Quote
lummox Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 i think its similar to that shit that cocksuckers write on the walls of public restrooms. Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Attitude said: Hey JGowans.... Wanted: Scottish Boy. WTF??? I knew we were in demand the world over, but this is getting ridiculous. Reminds me of the time I shagged a burd in New Orleans. She then posted on some pseudo Scottish ex-pat web site asking if anyobdy knew how to get in touch with some Scottish guy living in Seattle called Jason. I almost shat a breeze-block when I saw that. I emailed the webmaster and in true American fashion threatened legal action if he didn't remove the post. I wouldn't have minded but she was a bit of a dog. Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 JGowans said: Attitude said: Hey JGowans.... Wanted: Scottish Boy. WTF??? I knew we were in demand the world over, but this is getting ridiculous. Reminds me of the time I shagged a burd in New Orleans. She then posted on some pseudo Scottish ex-pat web site asking if anyobdy knew how to get in touch with some Scottish guy living in Seattle called Jason. I almost shat a breeze-block when I saw that. I emailed the webmaster and in true American fashion threatened legal action if he didn't remove the post. I wouldn't have minded but she was a bit of a dog. Ah, ha, so you had your beer goggles on when you did her, ay, mate? Quote
JoshK Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 It must be the wonderful dental practices in that part of europe that attracks the ladies... Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 JoshK said: It must be the wonderful dental practices in that part of europe that attracks the ladies... Jealousy gets you nowhere Josh. I can't help it if the chicks dig me and not the whiney mommy's-boy americanos. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 JoshK said: It must be the wonderful dental practices in that part of europe that attracks the ladies... scottussnaggletoofusimpotentus... a dangerous breed indeed Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: scottussnaggletoofusimpotentus... a dangerous breed indeed Don't even Fence-Shitter. I just know that the Euro ladies listened to you waffle on for about 3 minutes, and clocked your number right away as a borderline retard that confirmed their already misguided views of Americans. Thereafter, you simply became an object of ridicule that people pointed to with their cigarettes and laughed at on the bus. I'm sorry it had to be that way. Some day I shall write a book on how young studs like yourself can get the ladies in Euroland simply by applying a bit more sophistication, dodgy cologne, and a dash of cool. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 haha that is funny for 2 different reasons... 1) you have never met me 2) cause i jsut got a job offer to work there indeffinately and i have some ahem pictures that i could show you at pub club sometime that may uhm... end your skepticism about my european shagging abilities... Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: haha that is funny for 2 different reasons... 1) you have never met me 2) cause i jsut got a job offer to work there indeffinately and i have some ahem pictures that i could show you at pub club sometime that may uhm... end your skepticism about my european shagging abilities... Ha ha that is funny for 3 different reasons… 1) I need not have met you to ascertain by your ridiculous posts on this site that you are indeed what most non-Jerry Springer aficionados would describe simply as an oxygen thieving retard. 2) I assume that this job offer required no comprehension of written English. Otherwise, I fear for your burgeoning career before it has even begun. Let me know if you’d like a quick English grammar immersion course taught by yours truly in exchange for a couple of bottles of single-malt. 3) As for the pictures, I can only hope that when you downloaded them from the Internet, you didn’t give your visa number to the “Lithuanian Burds I Can Claim To Have Shagged” web site. That in fact is a scam site designed to attract testosterone laden pups such as yourself with a bounty down below and not much more than a head full of shite above. Having said all of the above though, why not humor us all with the pictures for posterity's sake? Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 i'm sorry you take this website so seriously... lord knows i dont. i dont give a flying fuck what a face-les two bit hasbeen fuck on some website has to say about me when he hasn't met me. t least i have the intelligence to reserve my judgement of you until i meet you, but it seems clear you are just another namelss alchoholic tool of the english that gets his kicks by shitting in paper bags and lighting it on fire on people's doorsteps...all at the age of 35... nice existence... Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: i'm sorry you take this website so seriously... lord knows i dont. i dont give a flying fuck what a face-les two bit hasbeen fuck on some website has to say about me when he hasn't met me. t least i have the intelligence to reserve my judgement of you until i meet you, but it seems clear you are just another namelss alchoholic tool of the english that gets his kicks by shitting in paper bags and lighting it on fire at the age of 35... I shall merely refer you to my previous post and hope that you don't cry too hard. JGowans said: I can't help it if the chicks dig me and not the whiney mommy's-boy americanos. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 by the way...i am german...but yeah... whatever you need to change to make it work... Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: by the way...i am german...but yeah... whatever you need to change to make it work... Poor Fence-Sitter. You've been reduced to pointing out semantics in the face of stiff spray competition that clearly out-gunned and out-maneuvered you. Ha Ha! I shall remember this encounter and go easy on you next time. We really can't have fellow sprayers crying online now can we? Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 uhm no...you based your rhetort on the fact taht i was an american... Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: uhm no...you based your rhetort on the fact taht i was an american... You are clearly the product of American society grasshopper. "rhetort" sums it up quite well if you ask me. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 gonna be at pub club? you can see how american i am there... Quote
JGowans Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 I may come for shits and giggles. Will you rhesort to wanting to kick my Euro ass because I shag all of your American fillies and make fun of young patriots such as yourself? If you decide to come, bring a paper and pen because school is in session. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 i dont fight...i just wanted to say hey... i hold no grudges... shit may even buy ya a beer if i go... who knows... like i said...i dont take this shit seriously... jsutpasses the time... Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 i dont date americans...they are obese and they are ditzy barie dolls... Quote
JGowans Posted June 4, 2003 Posted June 4, 2003 Ok, 5pm: time to knock off. I may swing by the Ballroom. Later amigo. Quote
erik Posted June 4, 2003 Posted June 4, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: i dont date americans...they are obese and they are ditzy barie dolls... you are dating the wrong ones! Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted June 4, 2003 Posted June 4, 2003 nope...i am dating just the right ones... i avoid the situation entirely... Quote
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