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Attitude said:

Hey JGowans....

 

Wanted: Scottish Boy. smileysex5.gif

 

WTF??? I knew we were in demand the world over, but this is getting ridiculous. Reminds me of the time I shagged a burd in New Orleans. She then posted on some pseudo Scottish ex-pat web site asking if anyobdy knew how to get in touch with some Scottish guy living in Seattle called Jason. I almost shat a breeze-block when I saw that. I emailed the webmaster and in true American fashion threatened legal action if he didn't remove the post. I wouldn't have minded but she was a bit of a dog. cantfocus.gif

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JGowans said:

Attitude said:

Hey JGowans....

 

Wanted: Scottish Boy. smileysex5.gif

 

WTF??? I knew we were in demand the world over, but this is getting ridiculous. Reminds me of the time I shagged a burd in New Orleans. She then posted on some pseudo Scottish ex-pat web site asking if anyobdy knew how to get in touch with some Scottish guy living in Seattle called Jason. I almost shat a breeze-block when I saw that. I emailed the webmaster and in true American fashion threatened legal action if he didn't remove the post. I wouldn't have minded but she was a bit of a dog. cantfocus.gif

Ah, ha, so you had your beer goggles on when you did her, ay, mate?
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JoshK said:

It must be the wonderful dental practices in that part of europe that attracks the ladies...

 

Jealousy gets you nowhere Josh. I can't help it if the chicks dig me and not the whiney mommy's-boy americanos.

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Fence_Sitter said:

scottussnaggletoofusimpotentus... a dangerous breed indeed hellno3d.gif

 

Don't even Fence-Shitter. I just know that the Euro ladies listened to you waffle on for about 3 minutes, and clocked your number right away as a borderline retard that confirmed their already misguided views of Americans. Thereafter, you simply became an object of ridicule that people pointed to with their cigarettes and laughed at on the bus. I'm sorry it had to be that way. Some day I shall write a book on how young studs like yourself can get the ladies in Euroland simply by applying a bit more sophistication, dodgy cologne, and a dash of cool. wazzup.gif

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haha that is funny for 2 different reasons...

 

1) you have never met me

 

2) cause i jsut got a job offer to work there indeffinately and i have some ahem pictures that i could show you at pub club sometime that may uhm... end your skepticism about my european shagging abilities... yellaf.gifsmileysex5.gif

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Fence_Sitter said:

haha that is funny for 2 different reasons...

 

1) you have never met me

 

2) cause i jsut got a job offer to work there indeffinately and i have some ahem pictures that i could show you at pub club sometime that may uhm... end your skepticism about my european shagging abilities... yellaf.gifsmileysex5.gif

Ha ha that is funny for 3 different reasons…

 

1) I need not have met you to ascertain by your ridiculous posts on this site that you are indeed what most non-Jerry Springer aficionados would describe simply as an oxygen thieving retard.

2) I assume that this job offer required no comprehension of written English. Otherwise, I fear for your burgeoning career before it has even begun. Let me know if you’d like a quick English grammar immersion course taught by yours truly in exchange for a couple of bottles of single-malt.

3) As for the pictures, I can only hope that when you downloaded them from the Internet, you didn’t give your visa number to the “Lithuanian Burds I Can Claim To Have Shagged” web site. That in fact is a scam site designed to attract testosterone laden pups such as yourself with a bounty down below and not much more than a head full of shite above.

 

Having said all of the above though, why not humor us all with the pictures for posterity's sake? the_finger.gif

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i'm sorry you take this website so seriously... lord knows i dont. i dont give a flying fuck what a face-les two bit hasbeen fuck on some website has to say about me when he hasn't met me. t least i have the intelligence to reserve my judgement of you until i meet you, but it seems clear you are just another namelss alchoholic tool of the english that gets his kicks by shitting in paper bags and lighting it on fire on people's doorsteps...all at the age of 35... rolleyes.gif nice existence... rolleyes.gif

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Fence_Sitter said:

i'm sorry you take this website so seriously... lord knows i dont. i dont give a flying fuck what a face-les two bit hasbeen fuck on some website has to say about me when he hasn't met me. t least i have the intelligence to reserve my judgement of you until i meet you, but it seems clear you are just another namelss alchoholic tool of the english that gets his kicks by shitting in paper bags and lighting it on fire at the age of 35... rolleyes.gif

I shall merely refer you to my previous post and hope that you don't cry too hard. cry.gifcry.gifcry.gif

JGowans said:

I can't help it if the chicks dig me and not the whiney mommy's-boy americanos.

yellaf.gifyellaf.gifyellaf.gif

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Fence_Sitter said:

by the way...i am german...but yeah... whatever you need to change to make it work... rolleyes.gif

Poor Fence-Sitter. You've been reduced to pointing out semantics in the face of stiff spray competition that clearly out-gunned and out-maneuvered you. Ha Ha!

 

I shall remember this encounter and go easy on you next time. We really can't have fellow sprayers crying online now can we? yelrotflmao.gif

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Fence_Sitter said:

uhm no...you based your rhetort on the fact taht i was an american... rolleyes.gif

You are clearly the product of American society grasshopper. "rhetort" sums it up quite well if you ask me.

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I may come for shits and giggles. Will you rhesort to wanting to kick my Euro ass because I shag all of your American fillies and make fun of young patriots such as yourself? bigdrink.gif

 

If you decide to come, bring a paper and pen because school is in session. hahaha.gif

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