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I have never heard of the Zepplin Bend, but it would appear to have more chance of catching on things when being pulled than the EDK. This appears to be a modification of the carrick bend, which is a very strong knot (but unties too easily to be useful for climbing). Very interesting knot though. It looks tricky to tie.

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joke:

When I was 14 I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided that I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

 

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen who cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

 

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

 

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When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

 

I am now 40 and looking for a girl with a very big rack.

 

 

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