I'm not so sure about all this speed-snaffle-sniping. Do you have verification?
Who is this so-called 'friend'?
These are serious questions that undermine your whole 'story.'
edited to remove hideous grammar
Someone forget to lube your joints this morning?
ps. in the future, you may address me as "Your Holiness, the Squid". Complaints can be directed to the appropriate department.
This is a fragment.
Please complete the sentence.
I am dying of curiousity.
It must be your computer, Arch. I got the whole thing & it was pretty funny.