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  1. They conservatives were recruiting you to run for the Senate
  2. authoritarian freudian?
  3. where is the coprolite killer?
  4. You'd be concubinin' too?
  5. I think REI shoppers are more likely to align with KMFDM sickie
  6. Dick Cheney does!
  7. http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=121310 NAC sacrifices goats to fix technical snag BY KRISHNA REGMI KATHMANDU, Sept 3 - Nepal Airlines Corporation (NAC) failed to rid itself of the recurring technical problem in its Boeing-757 aircraft, despite its engineering department's untiring efforts. But believe it or not, Chief of NAC engineering department, PBS Kansakar found the root cause of the problem in his dream last night: God was angry as the corporation had not appeased him by sacrificing goats. Then, the corporation Sunday decided to worship Lord Bhairavnath, and sacrificed two goats-- one black and another white-so that all would be well with its aircraft. The sacrifice was offered at NAC's hanger at the Tribhuvan International Airport (TIA) at around 3:45 pm. NAC top bosses, including Managing Director Gautam Das Shrestha were present to offer worship and goat blood to the deity, said an NAC official. "The decision to sacrifice was made after Kansakar consulted with the top management this morning." The NAC aircraft whose flights had often been cancelled was again grounded last night after its two attempted flights to Hong Kong failed due to repetition of the problem in the anti-ice device. After operating flights to Dubai and Kuala Lumpur, the aircraft flew for Hong Kong at 8:30 pm last night. "When the aircraft reached 31,000 feet over Biratnagar, its anti-ice devise was switched on. But it would not respond, leading to diversion of the flight to Kathmandu," said Captain Y.K. Bhattarai. "With two hours maintenance, the engineering department said the problem was fixed. It again flew at around midnight. After flying for around 15 minutes, we checked whether the device was functioning or not at 20,000 feet. But it was not. So, we returned for the second time." With the problem repeating time and again, the passengers are afraid to fly NAC. "In the first flight, there were 129 passengers. The number was reduced to 95 in the second flight, as passengers became scared," said Bhattarai. An official at the corporation said passengers have demanded re-routing of their flight as they are afraid to take the NAC flight. Meanwhile, NAC staffers, including senior officials detained Bikash Karki, a photographer of Kantipur Publications while he was returning after taking photos of the sacrifice. He was later handed to the TIA security. The TIA freed him, charging him a fine of Rs 226. "I took photos, as other officials were taking photographs using their mobile sets," said Karki. NAC engineering department officials who snatched his camera and mobile set have not returned them yet. When contacted, Kansakar first said he did not have any idea about the equipment. But, after repeated inquiry, he conceded he had the camera and cell phone.
  8. I'm surprised you can remember the 70s
  9. Why oh why didn't they Nuke Aberdeen?
  10. The American consumer is just as much to blame in all this. they just want. It's the B-grade MBAs who see what the big boys are doing and want to be big boys so they copy GE and the like but don't have the money, skill or talent to do it, end up doing a crappy job, and everyone gets screwed. I'd but W in the B-grade category MBA category. His administration is a shining example of that thinking.
  11. You don't think this little recall has cost Mattel a few bucks??? It's unlikely that any contract provisions will make Mattel whole for the millions of bucks they are losing both directly from the recalls, and indirectly from the damage to their brand. Whats your point? Crappy companies do crappy jobs outsourcing their crappy products and get burnt. Like most other things in life 5% can do a competent job the other 95% are spineless lemmings along for the ride.
  12. oh this modern world
  13. where is the penguin wearing sunglasses?
  14. do tell everyone that I'm hung like a Grey whale
  15. is that why you tried to french kiss me at feathered friends?
  16. sickie THAN FUCKING BAN MY YOU SICK BITCHES sickie
  17. eat a bag of dicks, ass eyes garge butt gravy I CAUGHT YOUR SPELLING ERROR. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AN IDIOT. do you post from a WebTV?
  18. eat a bag of dicks, ass eyes garge butt gravy
  19. pick one, and only one
  20. pick one, and only one
  21. cj001f

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    herpes outbreak? a bit like the orgination of this thread. every so often they have an outbreak
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    clearly you've never met me you have to have body hair to be a bear
  23. cj001f

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    rk's a bitch - I only look after women 18+
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    its true, I shat myself after roadkings insults
  25. cj001f

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    oh my! I knew I should have worn a teddy today
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