Fuck that. I'd hang with any of those croissant-munchers over that wanker any day.
Work is a necessary evil, and the less work is necessary, the better. JayB, you go back to dutifully fellating your employer as a gesture of your thanks for the high privilege of occupying one of said person's fine cubicles.
[i'm significantly more important than you because I work in a laboratory, and I am afraid there is a communist or group of communists hiding under my bed waiting to share something of mine while I sleep.]
But, so, like, you're not denying the employer-fellating, then. Smashing.
So, do you occaisionally steal pens and logo items and stationary from the office to convince yourself that you aren't "one of them," and that despite appearances, you are monkeywrenching this whole capitalism thing.....one stapler at a time?
Do you occaisonally get to play banker in Monopoly? Do you pee your pants with glee?