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layton

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  1. I hope you have your coat, it's tuesday
  2. don't get the Kahtula's. no front points sux even on moderate slopes.
  3. As I have found out after duct-taping a pair of step in crampons to my tennis shoes, snow and ice chew up the tape and that's bad m'kay
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    Hickeys

    muffy, you just set yourself up Big Time (but I won't go there)
  5. dats pretty exteme Dru. glad to have you back!
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    Hickeys

    Cracked mean to write "smells"
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    Hickeys

    I had to teach an anatomy class of 30 students with a big ol hickey on my neck. I started the lecture, "this is a hickey on my neck in case you were wondering" and got it out of the way.
  8. I didn't know that Matchbox cars had studded tires?
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    Stupid Partner Tricks

    A Nalgene makes a great game of football, ableit painful. Trecking poles make good rapiers when fencing on the ruth. Me parrying Mr. DeCapio's stab. Pull ups on the Ruth Glacier. Got skiis and a shovel? Bored outta your wits? Make a pit of despair. This pit is 8 feet deep. Tag team wrestling on the Ruth Glacier. Me giving the sleeper to Mr. Decapio who got his ass beat. Although he whipped us good at football. Mr. Cordes was the champ. Me and the boys enjoying some puddin' and listening to Beavis and Butthead on the walkman speakers. Cory's pistachio was marvelous, and Scott's chocolate was to die for. My vanilla came out a little to chunky, and Kelly's tasted like he dipped his balls into the mix.
  10. It's agonizing not being able to see the status of the poll until it's over, isn't it? Can't tell how many have voted or anything. It'll make the results that much sweeter. More of a surprise.
  11. I always get hurt when I bring the kit
  12. yeah, I pulled out his brain last week and tomorrow I pull out his eyes.
  13. whirlwind obviously isn't as perceptive in the subtleties of my suggestoins as TLG. I said quit whacking in my tool shed beeeotch
  14. agreed. camp makes the same damn thing too.
  15. Wirlwind, go back to shaking hands with the unemployed.
  16. me? Shit, you guys are the one's counting fingers
  17. fucking clownpunchers
  18. I'm glad TLG got my hidden joke
  19. my appendix
  20. I gotta admit it's hard for me to tell a girl to shut the fuck up if she's whining about the cold, etc... TLG, I'm the same. I get cold very ez too. BUT circulation to my extremities is amazing.
  21. could be different metabolisms too, on avg I think guys have faster metabolisms. Jordop, I'm entranced with your use of italics. It's so graceful. Every word like a poem
  22. my nips get hard too though smuggling raisens is hardly cause to not climb, or bitch about it
  23. esp when you live in the WAY N.E. part of town and forget what beautiful women look like
  24. oh shit! thanks man.
  25. Oh man, I'm gonna pay for this post for sure! But I'm in a cantankerous mood so here goes.... First to limit the response from girls who actually don't whine, I'm not referring to you, I'm referring to the majority. Here's my question: Why are chicks such whiners about it being cold? They've got more body fat so they should be better insulated. Flame away!
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