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layton

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  1. I didn't know that Matchbox cars had studded tires?
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    Stupid Partner Tricks

    A Nalgene makes a great game of football, ableit painful. Trecking poles make good rapiers when fencing on the ruth. Me parrying Mr. DeCapio's stab. Pull ups on the Ruth Glacier. Got skiis and a shovel? Bored outta your wits? Make a pit of despair. This pit is 8 feet deep. Tag team wrestling on the Ruth Glacier. Me giving the sleeper to Mr. Decapio who got his ass beat. Although he whipped us good at football. Mr. Cordes was the champ. Me and the boys enjoying some puddin' and listening to Beavis and Butthead on the walkman speakers. Cory's pistachio was marvelous, and Scott's chocolate was to die for. My vanilla came out a little to chunky, and Kelly's tasted like he dipped his balls into the mix.
  3. It's agonizing not being able to see the status of the poll until it's over, isn't it? Can't tell how many have voted or anything. It'll make the results that much sweeter. More of a surprise.
  4. I always get hurt when I bring the kit
  5. yeah, I pulled out his brain last week and tomorrow I pull out his eyes.
  6. whirlwind obviously isn't as perceptive in the subtleties of my suggestoins as TLG. I said quit whacking in my tool shed beeeotch
  7. agreed. camp makes the same damn thing too.
  8. Wirlwind, go back to shaking hands with the unemployed.
  9. me? Shit, you guys are the one's counting fingers
  10. fucking clownpunchers
  11. I'm glad TLG got my hidden joke
  12. my appendix
  13. I gotta admit it's hard for me to tell a girl to shut the fuck up if she's whining about the cold, etc... TLG, I'm the same. I get cold very ez too. BUT circulation to my extremities is amazing.
  14. could be different metabolisms too, on avg I think guys have faster metabolisms. Jordop, I'm entranced with your use of italics. It's so graceful. Every word like a poem
  15. my nips get hard too though smuggling raisens is hardly cause to not climb, or bitch about it
  16. esp when you live in the WAY N.E. part of town and forget what beautiful women look like
  17. oh shit! thanks man.
  18. Oh man, I'm gonna pay for this post for sure! But I'm in a cantankerous mood so here goes.... First to limit the response from girls who actually don't whine, I'm not referring to you, I'm referring to the majority. Here's my question: Why are chicks such whiners about it being cold? They've got more body fat so they should be better insulated. Flame away!
  19. Get a pair of scissors (how do you spell that?), some carboard or plastic from a milk jug or 2 liter soda, a pencil, and some ducttape, and maybe even some WD40 if you think it would last. I won't give you more that these clues b/c I don't want to limit your creative genious, but I think you get the jist of it.
  20. I went there today to get cam lube and thought the folks upstairs were good guys, esp since I was ready to fall over from exhaustion from midterms and smith. I think the lesson is don't ask questions you already have opinions on. Just the facts. You want opinionated, go to Monods in Banff. The guy in the basement basically called me a moron for not wanting to try on certain styles of leather boot. The guy wouldn't shut the fuck up about his goddamn boots. I wanted to leave badly, but he just kept arguing with me about my opinions on the quality of La Sportiva and Salomon. This was a couple months ago and I'm still pissed off. I think the guy was just lonely in the basement with all the A5 lowrider sweatpant hotties upstairs.
  21. sure, if it's in J-Tree!
  22. I chose 24 hour fitness cuz it was month to month and lots of eye candy to take the edge off the workout.
  23. I dunno, the magic may have warn off now that everyone's seen it so many times. I like #7 better, it's a clearer shot.
  24. anyone ever tried the laundry ball?
  25. The polls are open!
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