mikeadam

Tarzan bushwacking is pretty sweet too. I love trees and jungle missions...buildering is good urban assault training.

Climb DUrt. it's way more interesting....and zero ethics hassles!

I think it would be cool if you could link to the text from the image page. That looks like a fun dirt scramble.....MMMMM Durt!

Devils Club tastes like chicken!

A true testimonial... Well where should I begin...I met Captain Caveman in December of 94 when he came to my ALREADY ate the f*(k up infantry unit at Ft Lewis. I had already gone through 2 climbing partners, one being afraid of heights, and the other being afraid of everything involved with mountains. That's another story though...anyway.... So I'm not sure how we got to talking, but I mentioned climbing, and this dude (Caveman) starts going off about some chosspile in the alps called Der Weinersnitzel or some shit and about ice climbers-blah blah blah. So I says...well let's go tough guy...and he says...whatta I need?...I said...shoes, harness, chalkbag. First stop backslackers supply (Yo Jim Y-Waddup) and VOILA' he's in. Off to Spire Rock we go. First route, left of tunnel to the ledge...which he seal flops like a true pro...f8c(ing A!. Training complete. Next stop Vantage! So we hook up with Yoder and off we go. We thought Yoder was gonna hook us up but no dice...he pointed over yonder and said "Have at it boyz!" GULP... So we wander off and there were two drunk stoned characters yacking it up on some route and giving us beta...they said climb that...So Caveman looks at my alpiney looking harness and suggests he leads since I don't have any gear loops. I'm like...OK dude...have fun...I'll hold this rope...Caveman leads out...WAM WHIPPER! Woa! That was pretty intense I'm thinking...but funny as hell...keep going dude...you're doing good (USE SSG GADDY's VOICE HERE)...WAM! WIPPER 2...Uh...try holding those other holds over there...sketch fest to the top...but cool... Then Mikeadam leads route and groundfalls, but we're laughing our asses off so no harm no foul... Years later Cavey is wasted guy at Vantage giving spurious beta and watching gapers...so the worm turns for you man...hang on enjoy the ride...while it lasts... [ 06-28-2002, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: mikeadam ]

Dude you're so hard core. How about a trip report for R&D route? I've had trouble falling asleep lately.

Welcome to the club. Richard Butler is crashing on my couch since he's out of a place to stay for awhile.

You tell em Don! Crack some skulls bro!

I toured all year on XXX's. XX's are for lift served pussies.

Nate Ruch used them. They're good.

Looks like there was some positive stuff spread around too. Don't focus on the negative man. Good job and you should claim your first descent if you went midwinter or before the recent descent that just took place. nice job and post a pic!

Just the right amount of beta! None....

yada..yada...I have my own slacking objectives and if I want to lay around at the Ritz so what? Do I miss my girlfriend when she is gone for weeks modelling in the BAHAMAS, For sure I do. But it's a great time to spend my millions lounging around at the country club. If she wants to live in Berne Switzerland and be cool then fine...I will come over every three weeks and associate with her to be cool too...nothing beats it when she comes home all tan and clean and smelling like vanilla cause it's pretty sexy...our shared coolness factor makes everything so worthwhile...

The Tooth is a classic alpine climb with good position and classic moves replete with good protection points and anchors. A true classic deserving of it's reputation.

GregW, Damn--busted! It's true...I only pushed my bike to the 3000ft level...I am so suck!

I failed wand class at the mountaineers lodge, but I thought about my compass a few times so I was cool there. My camera was lost, but I'll repeat the route someday to prove I did it!!

I didn't want Marek to think I was slacking. I pushed my bike up the road to the top of Teneriffe and rode it down. It was hard, but I am hard. Would have bought GU, but forgot. Next time. Did it car to car too. Then I bouldered at marymoore this morning and it was hard because I didn't cut my fingernails for days. If you can climb to that chalkboard sound for over 2 minutes you are hard. I am afraid of the big hill, but I will make it there some day when I am better and not so suck. Thanks.

I've been slammed on this site about 50 times using my real name. That hasn't changed too much since I quit using spray avatars. When I run into people in the really real world they don't have much shit to talk.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Rayborbon found out sock also doubles as toilet paper or so i hear. personally i prefer to use snow or a large broad leaf...

Camazonia-if you worked as much as you climb you'd be able to afford a haircut.

you have to add the canonical or it redirects to an ISP. http://www.jumarnet.com/

Sorry to make it sound overly-hyped I figured it would be eventually anyway. I sponsor myself

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: I thought that guy who posted here in February got the first descent. Yeah the first "Online Descent"

We know you swing. keep it to yourself

A team of Black Diamond athletes including Martin Volken and Andrew McLean skied the North Face of Mt Buckner yesterday. I think this was the first descent? Mike