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the half dozen I've known have been douchebags. probably just montana. [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbsk127TnnE

and Off, if you read this I'm taking eamon out mixed climbing tomorrow, he's currently visiting and I figure I should get him good and scared on some hyalite choss. Be sure to ask him about it next time he's doing menial labor around you're house.

some other east coast kid just told me that "mixed climbing is easy" and that since I had thought a climb was hard I "must just really suck at mixed climbing". I'm not taking any liberties here this is word for word what he said. I asked him if he had ever tried mixed climbing and he replied "no". The entire time I was waiting for him to start laughing and tell me that he was fucking with me, but no, he was dead serious. what gives these east coasters the sense of entitlement that they can pass judgement on something they know absolutely nothing about? I'm trying to understand but I just do not get it. If I was that much of a ignorant douche to someone I would fully expect to get a fist to the face.

some of those routes could look kinda like this in the right conditions... http://www.climbing.com/news/hotflashes/man_yoga_in_the_canadian_rockies/

white slabs man, there are dirt filled cracks for a few pitches that might get a little ice with some freeze thaw action. I'm sure some stuff like that route man yoga could be done, steep runout scary slabs.

so no reply mean go for it? How's the wall looking right now? I'll be in washington for most of next week.

I'd rather have form fitting then baggy and loose. I currently have a XL jacket and while it's nice for hiking in when I put on a harness it bunches up and doesn't look very steezy. like here, looks like I have a massive gut = no steeze get the large. you won't be sorry.

hey, major props to being so open and honest about the criticism. Just take all the stuff you get here and on you're FB page and incorporate it somehow (maybe leave out the "yer a fucktard" parts). The way you're dealing with this is a great show of your character.

like I've said many times before, change you're project that actually helps your fellow man. this tarp painting bs has to go.

Thanks for the new "used" Nomics, Einar. Love them, and the Cascade picks they came with. 4200' of ice climbed and one tool got stuck once! Dane is a witness. But with Cobras... 2-3 times per pitch. I made the switch a month or two ago, the nomics are incredible tools! gotta be careful that you don't get overzealous with your hooking.

yeah I read that, their "project" was too important to get permission for. The park wouldn't understand it and this art is so important that it must be done. They got let off though in court. reminds me of some characters in the show "Portlandia", except instead of being satire it's dead serious. Glad I go to school in MT. also, just looked back at their facebook page, my question, which was not hostile, just asking for more information, was deleted. if anyone involved with this project would care to chime in I'd like to hear it. So far corvallis and I will just go back and forth calling you fuckwads. Oh, and deleting polite questions without any answer in response is seriously lame, same with killing eagles.

asked them on their facebook page, we'll see if they respond. Projects like this are so lame. Instead of a bunch of dirty hippy art school grads fucking around climbing areas doing absolutely nothing for their fellow man besides making "pretty" pictures that don't help anyone out. Why don't they start a charity or something? fuck, like a camp for troubled youth to get into art/climbing. That would be so much cooler and then I could at least have a shred of respect for them. This thing looks like pretentious "oh you don't understand, it's art" type bullshit.

that "art" isn't very cool and those dudes give off a strong tool vibe. wheres the link to that stuff about killing eagles? seriously lame.

curt told me about when he climbed it a couple weeks later. sounded like a really fun adventure. I'm totally speaking hypothetically now, because I'll be in Bozeman for at least the next 3 winters, but if there isn't much (or any) ice up there how frowned upon would drytooling up the lesser done routes on that part of the wall? Thinking white slabs and other stuff further right. that granite could take a couple of ascents a year without too much damage from tools and crampons I think. They wouldn't get much traffic besides a couple people like me scratching my way up. I wouldn't post a TR if I did, just asking on here (probably a dumb idea) to see if anyone would be pissed off.

a trip report about drinking at index? I hope it wins the monthly TR contest! humpf! good work boys, index in february is always a fun time. makes me miss the granite.

oh garrison keillor, this was a question for mtguide. whoops My dad originated in the midwest, so I've been listening to prairie home companion for as long as I can remember.

garrison who? huh? what?

biotech. I can't stand chemistry. I can do it, it's just so dreary and uninteresting. I'll leave that shit to other people. I'm not sure yet what I'll end up doing with it, once I graduate I'll be able to eitehr go to med school, grad school, or work as a underling in some lab slaving away mindlessly. (or say fuck school and live out of my car/move back in with the 'rents). I'll google that album, sounds like my kind of humor, raunchy with liberal doses of beastiality thrown in for good measure.

yeah my highschool bio teacher asked me how much I'd been using my velcro gloves when I got lunch with him over christmas break. How'd the montanian find the sheep in the tall grass? Very much to his liking. A man from Texas and a Montana man were driving along when all of a sudden the Texas man slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Texas man said "We Texans never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Montana man, "Your turn"... And the Montana man bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

Guess we'll put you down for the insertion/insemination, any takers? My anus is doing fine currently, with all this crummy food service though it might start acting up. Only time can tell. It's the same technique that doctors use to treat C. diff or chronic diarrhea/gastric distress. A family member or other close relative provides a stool sample to re-inoculate your asshole and get everything running smoothly. It is remarkably effective. Another interesting factoid, people who have a appendix have a much lower instance of GI tract problems after antibiotic runs. It appears that the appendix is a place for gut fauna to be held in reserve. After a traumatic event like the mass murder of all life forms in the intestines the survivors in the appendix can flow out and repopulate.

thats because cows have bacteria in their gut that can break cellulose down. which we do not have. A interesting experiment would be to clean out the lower GI tract of a human with antibiotics, get a stool sample from a cow, create a slurry of cowshit, and insert it into the colon. If it repopulated enough and somehow didn't kill the person when a virulent strain of e coli popped up that person could theoretically process cardboard. Or we could just stop putting cardboard in our foods.

and what's wrong with cardboard? well, number one, it's cardboard. there isn't any nutritional value in it. It just passes right through you and isn't digested in the slightest. If you were a fungus you might be able to chew it up a bit, but then you would be a fungus.

good for her. A diet high in lysine and omega-3's would have made her even more "ripped". "wonder foods" like this are usually full of hot air. Try it, but I wouldn't put all my faith in just eating these mystery noodles.

probably made of celluose/cardboard. won't make you fat, but also will give you zero nutrition. tried to find info on "Glucomannan" but it's all rave reviews from supplement websites, as in they can write anything they want to. I'm taking a biotech class and we've been working on making gluten free bread that isn't just straight celluose and actually has some nutrition. I'll ask my prof about trying to do the same thing with noodles. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go eat some deep fried shitty college food. nom nom nom.

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