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Everything posted by cindy66
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Peppermint schnapps with spritz water
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No thats kinda more your style
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Shall i open the door to your padded cell?
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Hi Dan,,,,,,,First word of Advice...Don t go to Spray.if you want everyone to be nice.
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Of course I have. Pictures and peoples reports. Its good stuff. Nothing serious to contribute?? This is spray. If you come out of nowhere to protect Kevbone be prepared. He has been giving me shit since day one. But you see I can take it. 25% time he is funny. Other 75% goes back to #4 on the poll. I know Kevbone truth hurts. Peoples Reports., He is calling TRs people reports,That is funny.And sure Kevbone is giving you shit, You are holding your hand for it....
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You think that causes hate? That was the nice method. The hatred producing method requires far more preparation and planning. 1. Know that although the kitty cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, we recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.) 2. Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself. We recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face-mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket. 3. Use the element of surprise. Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire. They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.) 4. Once you are inside the bathroom, speed is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt him with shampoo. You have now begun one of the wildest 45 seconds of your life. 5. Cats have no handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to him for more than two or three seconds at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy. He'll then spring free and fall back into the water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record for cats is three latherings, so don't expect too much.) 6. Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared with what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semi-permanently affixed to your right leg. 7. You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat. In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine. You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath. But at least now he smells a lot better. I would like to be a fly on the wall to catch this in action! well done.....very well put together......
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Does this work with a monkey?,,,,,,,,,After a hard day I have to read some funny .............comics.
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awwwww, man............I knew there was a reason I love the country life...
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sorry i didnt mean to thorw three up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Best gortex jackets or someone offer better advice"
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Best gortex jackets or someone offer better advice"
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Best gortex jackets or someone offer better advice"
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There's a very recent thread in the Gear Critic forum about that very subject. Thanks for the inforation,,,,,,,best one to look at it? and tell me about some of the best pair of climbing boots? i was told the ones i have or not what is needed for my accent of hood? all informatoin is deeply honored from the best of the best,,,,,thanks again.........my trip to mt.hood is in march.........
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No not a groupie, but i think you fit the profile,im a mounitan climber..................I climb with the big dogs.
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So your are an ankle biter too!....
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Huh,No porch? Guess that means no house either?............Little weener? Means little bawlz, which in turn tells me you dont climb either? You need to find a porch.....
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Im a small dog, who climbs with the big dogs.,! I refuse to stay on the porch.
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Great pics..........looked like a good time.
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No. This site is call "cascadeCLIMBERS.com, not cascadeHIKERS.com. Get out and stay out. Kevbone, why don't you go check your own dam site buddy if you know so much??? There spot dedicated to this specificaly, STFU idiot. hey seahawk, what's the hardest hiking move that you have ever pulled off. I know the answer......is it walking backwards......!
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Im not sure. He has not posted here yet? Lets hope he does not.....wait a minute. How do we know you are not seahawk. You dont, kevbone.....but go look around in the Forum , I have some sense>unlike seahawk. [/quote twocents Wrong again.............twocents was banned, do your homework dude!.........And if you cant climb with the big dogs, STAY ON THE PORCH i got banned as flyingpig, now i am pink. i got locked as pink and unlocked because the mods are cool. this little piggy will climb you under the porch you little poopy poker. If first you dont succeed..Try , Try again!
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that is hilarious!
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Im not sure. He has not posted here yet? Lets hope he does not.....wait a minute. How do we know you are not seahawk. You dont, kevbone.....but go look around in the Forum , I have some sense>unlike seahawk. [/quote twocents Wrong again.............twocents was banned, do your homework dude!.........And if you cant climb with the big dogs, STAY ON THE PORCH
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Im not sure. He has not posted here yet? Lets hope he does not.....wait a minute. How do we know you are not seahawk. You dont, kevbone.....but go look around in the Forum , I have some sense>unlike seahawk.
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This may not be where this question belongs but here goes/I am looking for advice on the purchase of a new bivy? any comments...
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looks awesome