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strumpett

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  1. That dick head wouldnt be Bill O'Rielly would it?
  2. No shit!
  3. 1. What is a snafflehound? Your mother or father. 2. What are we referring to when we say "The Mountain" Your mother exclusive. 3. Who is Fred Beckey? Certainly not your father. 4. What is a glacier and why are they dangerous? Fuck you, im from Colorado. 5. If your partner says bring the 9 mil, what is he referring to? your mothers dildo lenth? 6. Which season is longer, ice climbing season or ski season? What is ski season mean? 7. What's the difference between climbing in winter and winter conditions? Dont know? 8. Who holds the speed climbing record on Mt. Hood, Mt Rainier, Mt Adams, and Mt Baker? Your uncle Buck? 9. Have you ever bolted a crack? Ask your mom! 10. Do you know what horsecock and the Nodder are? Sure do!
  4. Dont know if that is cool...or cool.
  5. As long as there is discussion about bolted cracks at Smith, have you all ever climbed on the Phoenix wall? The second most left climb, I think it is called Hissing Lamas. The second bolt is about 7 or 8 inches from excellent gear. This climb should have been mixed.
  6. strumpett

    Hey Rumr...

  7. Great pics, I love that place. A little loose though
  8. You must be a musician
  9. I wont let climbers use a figure 8 with my ropes. Too much twisting going on.
  10. What, Ozzy rules!
  11. strumpett

    TURKEY Day

    Hey Roosturd, take a crap, will yeah.
  12. strumpett

    I wish

    Try moving out of Seattle for starters!
  13. strumpett

    TURKEY Day

    Hey roost, get over here on the chopping block, and get your neck ready for THE BLADE.
  14. If you openly hate crack climbing. You probably really love it!
  15. Your good!
  16. Quiz? Which finger is he missing? and on which hand?
  17. strumpett

    TURKEY Day

    Yo roost, wwwwhhhheeerrrreeee aaaarrreeee yyyooouuu????
  18. Why the hate?
  19. Quit skiing once dad quit paying for it.
  20. strumpett

    TURKEY Day

    Aint found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he aint gonna die No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die Walkin tall machine gun man They spit on me in my home land Gloria sent me pictures of my boy Got my pills gainst mosquito death My buddys breathin his dyin breath Oh God please wont you help me make it through Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he aint gonna die No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die
  21. Thats harsh friend!
  22. How about the Dixie chicks. They can play.
  23. strumpett

    pink

    I have a green sundress that looks nice. Yes, climber chicks can be girly too!
  24. strumpett

    pink

    Different shades of green are nice also!
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