You mustn't read his prose too often because there is nothing in this thread that detracts from his usual persona.
Well, he hasn't asked anyone to "lick sack" yet.
isn't that a natural impulse for you mr. seagal?
yeah, i was a total pink polo shit wearing preppie... me and my buddie used to go to these house parties in the hood and get uber strange looks from all the town folk.