pink

that's pig. dogs aren't pink kevbone.

no problem

saweet. i thought i was your lap dog?

http://kifaru.net/exped.htm google expedition sled

well said

privatization

windwalker. it was the first fa i did anywhere. i love that picture. nice find, right under everyones nose or over everyone nose.

yeah that was sweet selkirk

attention i want and attention is what your giving me. now go fetch me a beer and a brat before i replace you with some mexican with some worth.

the north face of beacon rock open in 98' thanks to the efforts of jim opdyke and mike jackson. the week it opened jim and i were standing at the base armed with gardening tools, pins, a full rack and i big bag of matlock. the face was so covered in moss you couln't even see the rock. we chose a line thirty feet right of the water tap. the first piece i placed was a #1 lost arrow which is now a sweet #1 rock placement. i started pullin down moss and uncovering sweet hand hold after sweet hand hold. i was like a little kid on christmas morning opening up gifts. the holds were all there. the gear was sufficient enough to protect. the whole time on lead i could smell the matlock which i was pretty used to at that point. it ended up being a great line on great rock and very unique for a beacon rock climb.i was really lucky to get that one. i went back the next day and freed it. scott woolums showed up right after i rapped down and he went for a go on it. that was the first time i ever met met him and was stoked he was the first to climb my route. i end up calling it "smoke signals" for obvious reasons. jim loved indian names because of the history of beacon and the fact that looking up at the route ,it looks like smoke rising into the air. it just fit.

chris jensen the tweaker

happy birthday bryan

i remember one year i was camping on the ledge with howard, we were tripping balls on mushrooms we got antsy and decided to go do the corner. the whole way up were singing the lyrics to "shaft". "he's a bad mother, shut your mouth. i'm just talking bout shaft, john shaft". i never laughed so hard in my life. there wasn't alot of pro involved as i remember, like there ever was.

i recall of hearing a story about tobin sorrenson pullin similar antics back in the day. that's classic ivan.

spandex is wrong, wrong, wrong.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you lived in your van you'd be home by now.

this is gonna be a good thread

i'd tell mine but i don't want shit on your thread. i'll stick to the beacon stories. in the middle of something more fun. bring it wayne.

i got some good ones, brain not working now.

how about some el cap stories, i climbed it ya know.

sounds like i missed out.

saweet

never listened to much, so much shite out there

that's a great idea. bring on the tunes. you could have a battle of the bands at next pub club.