rob

I'm just saying.

um, isn't this what PMs are for?

my wife is always saying "keep your chinup" -- is that what you're talking about?

nobody can eat 50 eggs

Thank you. I hear what you are saying, and I welcome this open and honest feedback. I am an active participant in this conversation. Let's functionalize these action items for a more synergistic outcome.

Let's take this offline and touch base. I'm confident that we can resolve this issue though a one-on-one interface. Let's get it on the front-burner so we can create synergies. I would like to see you fully empowered and engaged, so let's sit down and peel the onion until we reach consensus.

you need to enter the circle of caring

Seahawks, I see that you are criticizing the political beliefs of others. I feel that is disrespectful. I'm concerned that there is a growing problem, and I'd like to help you. Are you willing to receive open and honest feedback?

Hi2U Olyclimber! You must love climbing in the olympics!

Personal Reflection Process: (luckily this is printed on a laminated card I can carry in my wallet) What is happening right now? What am I doing? What am I feeling? What am I thinking? What am I trying to achieve right now? What am I doing that may be stopping me from getting what I want? What can I choose to do differently that will help me get what I want? What is contributing to my success that I need to keep doing or do more of? ADAPT! ADJUST! IF NOT NOW, WHEN??

man, am I innovating for success! Luckily, my instructor -- I mean, my senior facilitator, has a background in applied leadership science. SCIENCE! I am fully engaged as an active participant in the learning process. I am invested in the experience and am joyfully embracing a new management philosophy to better discover my authentic leadership self. They have provided me with a learning journal to increase interpersonal awareness throughout the learning experience, so that I can achieve management excellence and enable change through developing leadership systems to encourange functional expertise. Remember, manage projects but LEAD PEOPLE!

I am EXCELLENCE the key component to this learning strategy is immersion! This event is making sure that my learning is maximized, to help me fully realize my own self-actualization. Moving forward, I hope to fully leverage my skillset to help my directs reach their own potential using a tightly-coupled combination of leadership, and coaching. I'm wearing my lucky red spider-man shirt today.

So, for the next week my office has put me up in the Hilton, to attend some "total immersion" management training bullshit. There are no interwebs in the conference room, the better to force me to pay attention. In my room, I have to pay for wi-fi. WTF? The Hilton doesn't have free wi-fi? Anyway, in the meantime, those of you that know me can amuse yourself with the mental image of me wandering around the Bellevue Hilton -- talk about a fish out of water I think I'll go downstairs and pratice being haughty to the staff. You have to keep them in their place or they get uppity.

right on, wayne

Hey darasius, god called. He said he hates you. Turn in your bible. Leave town.

genuis. they'll never catch on.

I dunno, who's trolling who at this point?

dude did you sneak out to come post on CC? At least look at some porn or something.

I prefer to trade for it

Don't forget to chew

I have it on good authority that love can be purchased. Apparently it's illegal though.

I believe in free love. But some would argue that free love devalues the currency.

don't you hate it when you cough up those big frothy lumps of phlehm from your lungs and it's so thick and chunky that you could chew it like bubble gum if you wanted? Fucking nasty, the consistency of scabs and boogers.

kick his ass hunny

all you need is love