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Logging onto ST to publicly dump her BF for perceived offenses, as well as pick up a new guy at the same time? Is she in highschool or something? What sort of guy is she hoping to catch with this "witty" advertisement? Boy, she sounds like a real dumb bitch. I'd probably try to ignore her by surfing on my phone, too.

Just add about 5 paragraphs to that.

Doesn't Dawn sport one of the new ion drives? Totally badass. Constant acceleration.

The statement following "would" is orders of magnitude less likely to be true in any reality that you will ever inhabit than the statement following the "if." So where does that leave you? That's more like it.

Because they crack jokes, at least. Jay, you're sooooooo serious. I give the other J shit for this, too, you know. Imagine having all of the answers to single-handedly turn around the fortunes of an entire country, but doing nothing about it but pontificate on cc.com Gimme a break. It's a complicated situation. None of you have a fucking clue. Does anybody? Even people who know a lot more about this subject then you guys manage to disagree -- it stands to reason that perhaps maybe you DON'T have all the answers. But if you're gonna go on and on and fucking on at LEAST BE FUCKING FUNNY!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SO YOU MUST NOT EITHER! HI KEVBONE, LET'S BE FRIENDS! Hey, if I was an expert on the subject of European and International finance like Jay here such to the degree that I had all of the answers to a complex economic situation like Greece and Ireland, I certainly would be doing something more meaningful and positive with my ideas than just spurting off about it on cascadeclimbers. But, whatever. Carry on!

I wonder how many times JayB has been to Greece? He knows EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!

You guys are driving me fucking crazy. Do you just make this shit up, or what? JayB, are you an expert on international finance on the side, or do you just play one on the internet? SPURT SPURT SPURT SPURT!

NO MAYO??? OFF THE TEAM!!!!!!!

Wouldn't the experience have been just as good without paying $10? I don't get it. Do they give massages or something?

So what's the hippie equivalent to NASCAR? Phish?

So hippies and rednecks are really just conservative and liberal arms of the same white trash? Brilliant, I've never thought of it like that. You should get a grant or something. FREE MONEY ALL AROUND!

I bet this thing costs $50.

L O L ! !

Things were better when everybody had to barter for everything.

I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't smell like a mixture of patchouli and crotch cheese. Also, if they weren't (largely) so mind-numbingly stupid. That would help, too.

It's the opinions you find there that are the funniest. For example, that tribal/primitive life was better, or that bartering is better (or any different) than money. And don't forget about the people using modern clothing, modern stoves, modern shoes and other modern equipment whilst standing around complaining about technology and doing nothing but smoking pot and pretending that this is what tribal/primitive life would be like. EVERYTHING WOULD JUST BE FREEE!!!!!!!

I'd buy her a malt and some wet-wipes.

It's too bad that you were ACTUALLY THERE, but you still can't laugh about it. I know hippies. I saw the Dead in '95, and went to various "rainbow-esque" gatherings in Australia. I even lived in Nimbin for some time. I can't believe you can't find anything to laugh about!

I'm sure there where lots of engaging, intelligent conversations late at night around the campfire. "Why can't money just be free, man????"

We've never met, but I'm pretty sure you have basically zero sense of humor. As far as I know, you're the only one actually taking this so seriously.

And any faults were obviously caused by Democratic muddling, which has prevented the full actualization of a glorious conservative nation.

If I wrap the gates in copper wire can I use it to charge my iPhone?

From the looks of it, it looks like they have two models. The "Gridlock" appears to have a little notch like on saftey/via ferreta gear (to protect the sling from metal cables.) Is that what that is? The "Rocklock" doesn't have this feature. MAGNETRON voice>