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I'd buy her a malt and some wet-wipes.

It's too bad that you were ACTUALLY THERE, but you still can't laugh about it. I know hippies. I saw the Dead in '95, and went to various "rainbow-esque" gatherings in Australia. I even lived in Nimbin for some time. I can't believe you can't find anything to laugh about!

I'm sure there where lots of engaging, intelligent conversations late at night around the campfire. "Why can't money just be free, man????"

We've never met, but I'm pretty sure you have basically zero sense of humor. As far as I know, you're the only one actually taking this so seriously.

And any faults were obviously caused by Democratic muddling, which has prevented the full actualization of a glorious conservative nation.

If I wrap the gates in copper wire can I use it to charge my iPhone?

From the looks of it, it looks like they have two models. The "Gridlock" appears to have a little notch like on saftey/via ferreta gear (to protect the sling from metal cables.) Is that what that is? The "Rocklock" doesn't have this feature. MAGNETRON voice>

http://www.thegearcaster.com/the_gearcaster/2011/07/locking-carabiners-use-magnets-to-lock-shut.html mega lulz.

All fixed for ya.....

For "our parents" - give me a break, gramps. Driving around in a tank, looking like a total douche out of water doesn't help much either. Here's lookin' at you!

Why didn't you guys just change your plates, block your VIN and file the serial number off your engine block?

well, that joke went way over your head, Kev.

Incidentally, the owner of that hat was looking for its return. He might not be interested anymore, though

Unfortunately, many republicans wield their monetary policy as a weapon to further disenfranchise those that don't live according to their social agenda, so it's really just one side of a double-edged sword.

Then again, pretending to love freedom and liberty while simultaneously trying to make everybody else live according to your personal values is pretty much par for the course for America. Hell, I think we invented it!

It's ironic, all that social conservatism out there right now in the GOP; they believe in life and liberty, but only as it applies to their own personal values. Hell-bent on legislating their own form of rigid christian moralism under the guise of "freedom," their intolerant, overbearing and puritanical ways betray the very principles they pretend to stand for. How could any rational person call themselves a Republican right now?

You're an expert, even on things you don't know anything about! There is another poster on this board who is just like that. Can you guess who?

it's amazing how you're absolutely right about everything, FW.

Even if Obama is re-elected, we'll still have a Republican in the white house.

you betcha!

TRY them? WTF, you fag lover. Courts are for innocent people.

I heard from a reliable source that Bachmann enjoys using leftover santorum to lubricate her butt-plug.

Have can conservatives, in one breath, rail against the oppressive intrusion of big-government regulation while decrying the loss of liberty and freedom of choice, and then, in the other breath, insist upon the heavy regulation by the State over something as deeply personal and subjective as whom you wish to marry? It's almost psychotic. It's like they're not even trying to keep up the facade anymore.

Wow, hadn't thought about that! I never have to read another book again! I'll just decide how the premise of the book fits into my already fully-formed, airtight worldview, read the five-star or one-star reviews on Amazon, determine whether or not I think they seem "well written", and go about my day not having learned a fucking thing. Ah, the internet... As if you are any different than that. I'd take prole's investigative skills over Bill's ANY DAY. No offense, Bill.