zaugg

chain of fools

i'll show you some bacon that's up for grabs

That's some funny shit right there (the story too).

-1 points

your wife looks uptight. perhaps a good ol'fashioned american bone plugging is in order

DAMN do NOT click that link after dropping acid.

Do you see this fucking flag on my lapel? DO YOU? IT'S CALLED LIBERTY PARDNER. Actually it means I'm from the United States, it's our flag. The flag of the United States. And America...er of...America...and freedom and liberty for all.

"I am so happy to have all the comforts of home attached to my pack - including this guy who sorts out problems back there like R2-D2"

I was thinking ikari warriors where there's like 10000000 guys on the screen and shit falling everywhere

rei toblerone duel at dawn

ME! I'M THE FUCKING DECIDER! ME ME ME! IT TOOK YOU 5 HOURS BY PLANE TO GET HERE FROM WASHINGTON??? Stupid chinaman!

I don't see blueberry fairy on there

Umm...avalanche? amusing post preservation service

matching baby blue hoodie/windpant/penis hat bouldering outfits are prohibitively expensive at retail price.

and the danish women are f'ing nuts (before they kill themselves)

amazed how cloudy it is on the route - take compass

zaugg perturbed this morning - woke up to wrinkled yoga mat

only because difficult to tell female from male spartan - many mixups. excellent softball players.

spartans wore birkenstocks - drove chariots (origin of volvo 240dl)

hard to relax after getting one's oil checked

...and the Upright Organ. learned that while serv(ic)ing a stiff sentence in the pen.

wait 'till the USA gets involved.

apologies. tension appears high in state of washington.

french technique = téléphérique

probably wont stick to anything, including together