prole

Which is over-regulated, I might add.

Dude, this is a feelgood story about the enduring desirability of American (Chinese-made) technology. Winning.

Just imagine the new world of information (porn) now at that young man's fingertips!

Killer app!

That's the entrepreneurial spirit! Of course, that iPud will be obsolete in two years...

Aqua Buddha, faux-libertarian extraordinaire, weighs in... [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FIhZUG8AKk&feature=player_embedded

Don't worry Bill, the vast majority of their targets are likely to be those "oppressives" you've been railing about...

Well, it's like this: Hezekiah and Ezekiel went out to milk the cows after supper with Papa. Millie had a sore udder, so Papa went to town...Zzzzzzzzz.

Looks like a young John McCain.

Yeah, I hate those fucks!

You gotta admit, rightwing nutjobs spouting white-male fantasies about being the "last line of defense against tyranny" is funny though. In an irony is dead kind of a way...

Hell, iff'n you look right, you might e'en git depu-tized.

Faux-Libertarians love police brutality. Cue up the "stayts-raights" defense...

Uh, yes please...

Milton Bradley is a Nazgul, a grim reaper, an embodiment of evil. His shade has passed from the face of the franchise. We can live and breathe again.

More oppressive doctors telling us how to raise our kids!

What percentage of the defense budget is that, mouth-breather? You morons would just spend it all anyways... and more. [/retard-clap]

50+ billion. Not even a dent. What percentage of the defense budget is that, mouth-breather?

Hmm...I'm pretty sure that doesn't sound like anything jb has ever said (and he's said some weird-ass shit!). Can you send me a link to where he said that the taxpayers in the US have unlimited money, or where he said we shouldn't even consider our budget or our debt? I must have missed it. Oh you weren't thinking that was for real, were you? It was just another opportunity for Bill to say "oppressive". White male-victimhood's a bitch, ain't it?

No need to besmirch our good name when our friends can do the heavy lifting...

...to buy World Series tickets? Go M's!!

Look everyone, Bill's oppressed! HAHAHA!

It gives them more time to focus on the politics of what's really important: personal lifestyle enhancement.