Dude, are you kidding?! That story's about to blow sky-high! Have you seen Bristol lately? No baby-bump, bro! Trig's back with his real mom now (Sarah Palin's all: "Thank God" 'n shit). Real dad? Who the hell knows! Probably that skeezy chain-smoking Captain on the World's Deadliest Catch. I'm expecting some new developments any day!