prole

Only REAL birth-certificates, too!

DON'T WORRY!!! EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE!!!

Has anyone posted a picture of Don Cherry yet? I sure as hell can't be bothered to look...

Another classic from Granny's Inbox...

How dare you use this holiday as a means to further your attacks against me. Shame!

"Just plug in that ol' common sense conservatism up there in Canada" and you can have a growing semi-literate, obese-yet-malnourished, war-like, belligerent, permanent underclass with a rising trade in surveillance equipment, guns, and all manner of security and anti-personnel products, too! We call it freedumb!

Can you make me a floaty one like in Dune to hover around my apartment? Badass.

Luv the tweet. She just lik us. LOLZ What a fucking idiot.

Hmmm, what would give anyone such an idea, I wonder. I mean, it's so far-fetched, right? But not to worry Fairweather, you can still keep the murderers of abortion doctors, Federal Building bombers, Holocaust Museum rampagers, Olympics and gay bar bombers and bashers, etc. even if you have to scratch "census worker lynchers" off you list. For now, anyway...

What's the coldest CFL game on record?

Go ARGONAUTS(?)!!! Is Rocket Ismail still playing?

OMG, Prole is reduced to conspiratorial hallucinations. Welcome to Kevbone's level of reality! It's funny to see the degree to which leftists will hold on to a story that fits their world view any and all facts notwithstanding. Nah, unless new shit comes to light, I'm willing to accept the conclusions. (I could always plead the Kojak Defense and question the methodology and then pretend the issue never existed...) Despite the sadness of the story and the pain for this individual's family, it's a relief to me that this guy wasn't killed by a racist lynch mob incited by the right-wing media. You know what I mean?

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhvw2lwSZ7Y

Woahiamsosuprisedthathekentuckystatepolicehaveruledthisasuicide... Put him right up there with Emmit Till and Wesley Everest as the least likely suicides ever.

Real good fish tacos can be found here. The grilled shrimp ones are even better.

Seriously, it doesn't get any better than this: [video:youtube]

Miss America I love America, her secret's safe with me And I know her wicked ways The parts you never see Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although you have a reputation Can I afford to move above my station I'm not the only heart you've conquered And I love America, but boy can she be cruel And I know how tall she is Without her platform shoes Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although at times it might seem awkward Don't run away, oh don't you recognize me I'm not the only heart you've conquered And I kissed America, when she was fleecing me She knows I understand that she needs to be free And I miss America and sometimes she does too And sometimes I think of her When she is fucking you I love America Yo siempre he confiado en ti [=I have always trusted you] I love America Por que me tratas asi? [=Why do you treat me like this?] Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although your pants are round your ankles And when you're down, I'll be your Dirty Harry It will be just like in the movies Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although at times it might seem awkward Don't look away, I'll be your teenage fanclub I'm not the only heart you've conquered --David Byrne

Holy Shit. [video:youtube]

Obama's personal associations--past and present. Oh, hell yes, people! Let's turn that clock back, waaaayyy back, to good ol' 2008! You remember Bill Ayers, right folks? Hit it, FW: [video:youtube]

Funny, all I see from JH are the jaded, malinformed, biased rantings of a defective, drug-damaged brain. But, hey, to each his own. Did thesaurus.com just crash?

Obama needs to start spending some more damn money. This piece is brought to you by the same guy that was raising the alarm about casino capitalism and the impending financial meltdown for ten years (to no avail):

The rest of the world will be relieved to have a place to lay their blame.

"Dis is nah a country crub. Dis is my tent!" --Tom Vu