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Never heard of it.

What about A.C.O.R.N.?

I thought this thread was going to be about the coming of your new vampire overlord...

UR so punk rock.

Did you spell it wrong to add an ironic twist to an otherwise redundant post or are you just showing off again?

how r my views conservative??? ya non elite liberal elitist . crickets Oh, you were expecting an answer? I thought you took pride in the anti-social Ted Nugent-style faux-libertarian, liberal bashing, crypto-racist persona you take on around here. I must have missed all those posts where you've presented something other than that.

I can hear the arguments for his foreign policy credentials now: "From my house I can see the missile silos that were installed there because it's the furthest place from human civilization they could find."

Rest assured that Fairweather has never actually heard Rush Limbaugh's show, but he is aware that there is someone out there named Rush Limbaugh that broadcasts a radio program that sometimes features conservative views.

Dead-enders?! Man, you don't know John Thune like all 700 citizens of Murdo, South Dakota know John Thune! Seriously though, is this guy not a gay sex-scandal waiting to happen?

If Wasilla, Alaska wasn't far enough out of the mainstream enough for you, how about Murdo, SD?

What we need is some kind of outsider, somebody to come in and shake things up, you know, some sort of...maverick.

Oh, you're not wealthy. My bad. See, when I'm talking to someone who espouses conservative views I try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're benefiting from them and they're not just another moron voting against their own interests.

Yep. And you munched his scat for eight long years. What up with that?

Please cancel the Olympics, please cancel the Olympics, please cancel the...

umm, i actually created about ten this year fuck for brains.... Huh, you always made it sound like you created your wealth yourself. Sounds like the system's working out just fine for you, what's your problem again?

You got problems? Get a fuckin' job.

What do you mean "our" problems? Haven't conservatives been telling us all these years that any problems that "we" have are an individual lapse in moral character or an issue of personal responsibility?

According to Rush , it was because of [font:Comic Sans MS]COMMUNISM[/font] .

Dude, they sang Kumbayah...

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If not well-spelled.

That skank is pregnant again?!