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  1. Right, their pour billions in think tanks to come up with regressive propaganda: "nanny state", "big government", "tax relief", "death tax", "free market", ... and to think it is otherwise well accepted that "taxes are the price to pay to live in a civilized society" Future etymologists will have a field day tracing the origins of these linguistic turd-nuggets through the think tank/public relations firm nexus.
  2. Copyright infringement, asshole! Our lawyers will be in touch.
  3. "A ground". Awesome.
  4. "One form or another" will never go, man. Gotta get unified on this thing! Short, simple, digestible slogans and archetypes work! Just think of all the great ones these same people have provided us over the years: Drill, Baby, Drill, Welfare Queens, the Red Menace, Axis of Evil, Support the Troops, Economic Freedom, Intelligent Design, Femi-Nazi, Weapons of Mass Destruction, etc. The key is to plant the seed before the underlying ideas are debunked for the complete horseshit that they are! All aboard!
  5. YES!!! IT'S WORKING! NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE THE NEXT STEP AND GENERALIZE "GREECE" TO MEAN THE REST OF THE INDUSTRIALIZED WORLD! IT'S THE "GREECE-CALIFORNIA-D.C. BELTWAY AXIS OF ENTITLEMENT"! GOT IT? LET'S ROLL THIS BABY OUT TONIGHT! SATURATE THE SPECTRUM!
  6. prole

    Nalgene D**k

  7. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEvDKOuhic
  8. OH YEAH, NEW LINGO!!! PUT THAT SHIT ON THE MANHATTAN INSTITUTES INTERWEBS, MAN!! YOU'LL BE A STAR! CALL SARAH PALIN AND NEWT, THIS ONE'S HOT OFF THE GRIDDLE!
  9. You should probably give in to the "hopeless complexity" of it all and spend the rest of the day in bed numbly staring at the floating dust motes.
  10. "Spray Master" my ass... You don't even try anymore. It's sad.
  11. Rupert Murdoch should be paying billions in remediation for the nonstop gusher of toxic spew his properties emit.
  12. "Another such victory and I am undone."
  13. What's most disturbing is the sociopathic glee he takes in delivering it. What up with that?
  14. Wake up call, America! In order to keep this dinosaur wreck jalopy going for another generation you're going to have to TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS. Your labor is TOO EXPENSIVE. You educational system is TOO COSTLY. The bankers are NOT SATISFIED. Your government health programs are TOO GOOD ALREADY. Five days a week at eight hours a day for fifty years IS NOT ENOUGH. Corporate America is NOT AMUSED. The math IS UNDENIABLE. Regulations ARE COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE. Vacations ARE FRIVOLOUS. The investors are GETTING ANTSY. The economists DEMAND ACTION. The environment is a WASTE OF RESOURCES. The system IS NATURAL. History is IRRELEVANT. The actuarial tables SAY SO. Your future IS RIGHT NOW. Health and safety CAN WAIT. War is the AIR WE BREATHE. What's good for us is GOOD FOR YOU.
  15. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    I am simply stunned that I'm not hearing more about this from certain quarters...
  16. prole

    Being Sick

    Sick! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQcz-u9VOVs
  17. prole

    Being Sick

    Get well soon, Brett!
  18. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2o6t-0fU10&feature=related
  19. prole

    Go Cal!

    Dude, I'm going to get so fucked up!
  20. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    Like forcibly drowning these fucks in a bathtub of oil...
  21. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    Sometimes accidents should "just happen".
  22. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    Apparently, "Ayn" sounded too girly for Ron. What a douche.
  23. prole

    "Spill. Baby. Spill"

    That's thinking outside the box!
  24. He's a maverick.
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