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No link for the first one?

Awwwww, is the big ol' mean nasty government not doing enough for you, Nitrox?

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Think again, asshole!

That's rich.

It won't be RUSH, apparently...

Fairweather must be working under the assumption that "it's better to burn out than fade away". No matter, American conservatism is cratering at a pretty high rate of speed under the inevitable consequences of its own policies.

Good call. We should put all the problems America's facing in a little pile and nuke it.

...and be the best way to, you know, disperse the radiation.

Could we nuke the spill site while it's in the eye of a hurricane? That would be SICK!

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"Mmmmmm...Yay-uhs! Feelin' the power of the Lord inside me...Sweet Jesus!"

Bout fuckin' time. Waste of a roster spot. Mariners 2011!!!!

I wouldn't worry, the invisible hand of the "free market" will make everything nice. B-HO will fix it! Really! Yes. He'll have to. As usual.

I saw an iPad being used in public recently for the first time. It was in a museum: nationally renowned show, $20 tickets, amazing works. This guy is sitting by himself on a bench, staring into his screen, updating his Facebook status. Awesome.

The BP Spill has officially jumped the shark. These motherfuckers have no idea what to do or how to do it. Send military to fight oil spill, Florida senator urges Obama

Sorry, that was mean. Please carry on.

There's some great faculty at Fife Tech.

Go get 'em Teatards!

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