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Baby = future Productive/Consumer. Do not eat.

No. The aged bodies of the unproductive are entitled to provide the productives (don't worry, the free market will tell us which is which) with delicious nourishment in the most efficient manner possible. Nothing more.

Yes it is. Our hearts and prayers go out to the victim... NOW WE CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!! SEE HOW EASY?!?!?!

Here a follow-up program to the one that was originally posted: http://www.kcrw.com/news/programs/tp/tp100920census_bureau_says_o Morticia Addams isn't around to play her shell-game this time, but Stephen Moore does get a crack at the old pipe organ by suggesting that the problem with unemployed people is the existence of unemployment insurance! That and tax cuts for the rich so we can get the economy going again. Great stuff.

Once again, L.A. leads the way. Too Big To Burn: AIG Plays God in a Man-Made Firestorm

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Uh yeah whatever. Looking forward to hearing lots more dispatches from this existentially unverifiable parallel dimension as the elections approach.

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Pioneer Square is Seattle's version of LA's Skid Row. It's a coordinated and concerted effort. Try this one on dipshit:

Yeah, we saw the movie. No thanks, Fairweather. [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo

It doesn't matter that the Mariners are dead last in the majors in every offensive category but their record is slightly better than the Pissburg Pirates, thereby fucking them for draft picks, because the Pirates won't pick the giant bubble-butts that Zurd so covets. Yay? He's probably amassing the cash necessary to get Prince Fielder within range of his shower-cams as we speak. Hey Peter, say goodbye to Panda Bear Sandoval as a Giant. Zurd will move heaven and earth (probably trade Ichiro and Felix) to get a gander at those chocolate cheeks. NTTATWWT.

Yeah Bill, show us that 1970's Kentucky Coke Dealer-style heat you roll with. You should be bitch-slapped purely on aesthetic grounds!

FREEDUMB NOW!

2010 REGULAR SEASON RANKINGS --Seattle Mariners BATTING AVERAGE .234 30th Overall HOME RUNS 91 30th Overall RUNS BATTED IN 442 30th Overall HITS 1147 30th Overall Here a fucking pop quiz: How many major league teams are there? Great strategy, Zurd! This team should be the triple A team of the Tacoma Rainiers not the other way around. Ichiro and Felix should play every every position on the field and be the only ones allowed to bat. Why did they stop calling the place where the Mariners Moose hangs out his "habitat"? Some right wing cocksucker probably complained that his kids were being "brainwashed" by "eco-fascists" while the Air Force violates Safeco airspace to Wagner music on a regular basis. The Mariners miss Eric Byrnes' "fire". Pyramid beer is horsepiss. Casey Kotchman makes Richie Sexon look like Lou Gehrig. HO-LEE-SHIT, playing the David AArdsma music at full blast before the 9th inning this time of year with this team is the height of full-blown retardation. Doesn't he have any shame? Why is his "brand" the little shields that spin around? Is he a fucking knight?

Of course only some things should be outsourced or privatized. Not to worry, the thinktanks, politicians, and lobbyists with ties to those companies that stand to gain the most will let us know what those things are.

The biggest strawman (more like uncritical assumption) being constructed here is that privatized or outsourced goods and services that were once administered by institutions with some semblance public accountability and oversight have a track record of creating better outcomes for taxpayers and consumers.

Now yer talkin'.

I don't even know what this is but if you're agin it I'ma fore it!

Speaking of Safeco, is it ever not Salute to Armed Services Night? My hands were raw before the game even started from all the obligatory clapping. Really, is the Enumclaw VFW No. 271 Women's Auxiliary really an armed service? Play BALL for fucks sake. Salute to Firefighters too. I made the mistake of sitting up in the "view" seats that night. It was like an orgy from Caligula, except everyone was fat and slathered in chili. Okay, God Bless America is not the national anthem, I'm not standing up. Great time to take a piss or get garlic fries while the momos are standing around with their caps in their hands. Please stop showing scenes from the '95 miracle season. We didn't win anything, it's not the Special Olympics. The sooner Mariners fans stop buying the 95' commemorative DVD, the sooner the Nintendo Yakuza see a fall in profitability and realize they need a team that can sell new DVDs. Speaking of '95, has Ken Griffey Jr.'s Butt called about a farewell celebration yet? Wasn't he holding Don Wakamatsu's job hostage over that shit? Don Wakamatsu got fired, no call from Griffey. WTF?

Adrian Beltre is killing it this year. I think the climate in the Pacific Northwest is bad for baseball players. That or free agents see the Mariners as the second coming of the St. Louis Browns and play like it to fans' expectations. George Costanza said Seattle is the pesto of cities. Same deal. I was bummed when they started preventing Mariners fans from crossing the railroad tracks behind the center field bleachers. Seeing somebody in a Kenji Johjima jersey get creamed by a Sounder train would provide welcome relief from watching Jose Lopez run the bases like he's been freebasing Scotchguard. Take some greenies, Lopey! What is our manager's name again? Have you heard him in postgame interviews? Zzzzz. He makes Don Wakamatsu sound like the Mel Gibson character in Braveheart.

Keep dreaming, the victories for this franchise will be won when they move to Las Vegas, Norfolk, Virginia, or Fresno or some other such shithole after being sold to an ownership that gives a damn about their baseball team. This is not that ownership. As long as the waterhead retard Mariner's fans keep showing up for Russell "the Muscle" Branyan booble-head night and fucking Dippin' Dots, the Nintendo Yakuza keep leading them around like an S+M submissive with a ring through his cock.

Cliff Lee. Can anyone explain why the fuck we got him? Is that the move of a team in the middle of rebuilding? Make up your damn mind. Why are all the concessions run by Samoans? Is it racist to ask that? What the hell's up with the barbeque? Nobody that's ever had barbeque would even know what that shit is. At least they turned the volume on the ads down since nobody is going to the ballpark. When did someone decide it was okay to blast customers who've already paid with advertising every fucking second for three plus hours? What happened to the organ? Franklin Gutierrez has a hole in his swing you could drive a Sprinter through. Rick Rizz, oh. my. god. You suck when the Mariners are good. I can't tell what team you'd rooting for. And somebody should tell Dave Niehaus he's not Vin Scully. Grandpa Simpson is calling a better game than him right now. "Blow" aka Mike Blowers. You're kidding, that's your fucking nickname? "Dizzy", "Cool Papa", "the Splendid Splinter", those are nicknames. Now all we've got is people taking the first letter of their first name and the first three letters of their last name and combining them. Fucking lame. Unless your name is Kosuke Fukudome of the Cubs. His nickname would be K-Fuk. They'll never do that, baseball's full of Christian Republicans. The other nickname trend is adding a "Y" or an "O" to the end of your name. The Mariners are all over this shit: "Figgy". "Saundo". Please. Anyway "Blow", is there anyone in the history of broadcasting whose voice is less suited to radio? Is "extreme nasal" a quality? You sound like a goddamn cartoon character. Has your septum completely grown over your entire nose?

Oh, Ken Big-BubbleButt-Motherfucking Griffey? I called that shit straight up. Milton Bradley? Where is that crazy ass motherfucker? He's got a big ass too. Is that Zurd's thing? Big asses? Does he fancy himself some kind of an ass-man? Does he send his scouts out looking for black men with big asses? Scout: "Yes sir, he's the big bopper against lefties we need in the middle of the lineup. Great defense. Forty-forty potential, a five-tool player all the way". Zurd-turd: "Yeah, but does he have a huge ass?" Who's running this franchise?!

Seriously, the Mariners suck really, really bad. I mean is there any way on earth that a baseball club could fucking suck any harder than they do? I tell you what, I think we're starting to see a culture of losing in Seattle, of ineptitude, of not giving a shit that is rarely found in baseball outside of the Chicago Cubs or the Pissburg Pirates. Major leaguers see that, they don't want to play here. We need to either fire these Nintendo motherfuckers or move this team to Charlotte. Goddamn, this team sucks. Dr. Z or whatever you call that ballheaded son of a bitch better pull his head out or he's gone. Dumbass all defense/no offense strategy that was. When has that ever worked? How many managers have we had since Lou left? I can't even remember all their names! What's that about? That's "rebuilding"? Like Nell Carter said, "gimme a break"! Jose Lopez is a goddamn statue out there. Fucking power-boat races and Captain Plastic? Fans are a bunch of goddamn Uncle Toms! Rains all the time. I can't wait for a National League franchise in Portland and I live in fucking Bellingham! This team blows!