[BONER]

If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like

[Goodbye]

At least you will have visitors at your door every Saturday morning!! I think you it is a great thing to change your situation every ten years whether you need to or not. Goodluck

[Carrying weapons in the woods]

I am sure I have been stalked by mushrooms, and once a slug followed me all day

[Dude!]

dude in the lilly

["Health care" US style]

Just answer the question Mr. Smarty pants...

["Health care" US style]

Just as I thought.

["Health care" US style]

Name three ways in which private health care is good for the american people

[list of cc.comies you'd most like to meet]

You probably all work next to each other in your little cubicles.

["Health care" US style]

Name three examples of how private health care is good for the american people?

 

 

[La Sportiva Trango Ice EVO on sale anywhere???]

they were a major dissapointment for me - the red trango's i have fit perfect, but the same size in the evo's crucified my feet, making me lose both index toe-nails 3 times before i finally quit them

 

Can I have your toenails?

[The GODDAMN BUSH ECONOMY!]

George Bush, America's perfect storm!

[2kbug]

checkit:

 

 

shweet!!

 

 

no sheet man! I tried to flick the little bastard off my screen

[READ ME: FORUM UPGRADE]

I blow my cookies at every opportunity. This is a test cookie blowing.

[I could be wrong]

Q-5d5IfdYK4

[Halloween]

I shall go as Jebus with blood all over my hands and feet

[Killer Monkey Posse]

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

 

 

sounds like a strangely familiar tactic hmmm

I think the chinese are secretly funding these monkeys.

[HAIL]

Who all has a fireplace?

What kind is it.

Do you heat your house with it in the winter?

Where do you get your wood?

What kind of wood do you burn?

Lets see a picture of your fireplace.

[HAIL]

I've got a shed full of firewood I made myself.

 

You mean you made the shed, or the firewood?

 

Sorry, the painkillers must be working.

 

Perhaps you made yourself get firewood.

[Rope Up 2007]

It,s next weekend, right?

[Gore - Nobel]

Here is an interesting bit of nobel trivia

 

http://www.cbc.ca/news/interactives/tl-nobel/

[Blackwater]

I've got a couple Blackwater t-shirts around, somewhere. I'm sure you'd where it with pride.

 

File under "intelligent conversation."

 

Actually in order for this to be a grammatically correct sentence it would read as follows

 

I have a couple of Blackwater t-shirts somewhere. I'm sure you would wear them with pride.

[Mushroom Picker Lost on Hood Speculation Thread]

MRE=Mushrooms Ready to Eat

 

[tires]

Is the 16 inch BFG KO a 6 ply? I am debating the michelin/bfg choice as well. I have had both on other viehicles and found them both to be great. The michelins lasted considerably longer back then. Different rubber compounds, tread etc nowadays. I will have to have a look at the nokians.

 

[PM Harper Plans Anti-Pot (drug) Campaign]

Church = Costco

[Home security systems?]

The dog doesn't need to be vicious. It just needs to sound vicious and perhaps look vicious. The deterrent effect is what you're after.

 

You might like to have friends over to your house one day.

 

my dog max...big on looks but big on licks.

 

Don't you find his tongue chafes??