Cobra_Commander

Don't give me that BS CBS! I've almost fallen trying to clean pinkie before. Try it with gloves and crampons on in mixed terrain. Two hands needed at times. Sucks!

I bet Distel schedule fills up quick when Antiques Roadshow comes to town.

Jesus dude, that kind of makes me sick to my stomach. You may have some justification for having all that shit, but jesus efin christ. The use of the word 'quiver' alone makes me sick to my stomach. Save that shit for telemarktips.com

ah yes, how touching.

Whatever, my form has been tip-top season after season.

I'll beg you to stop doing that with those tights on

Anyone watching For Your Eyes Only on AMC right now? F'ing Bond just pulled off a 360 off a kicker while being chased by two bikers with spiked wheels, then straightlined a bobsled track while being shot at. Way beyond sickness, we're in gnar territory now. edit to add: now he's working some broad in austria.

Chuck, your recorded intro on your website makes you sound like a prisonbitch.

I think I've posted to this thread 6 times now.

Cold temps and rain - bring it. All you one-hit wonders looking to clip bolts/plug defective aliens into cracks need to STFU

I bet we could get another 10 posts out of this easy

at least this is happening mid-winter I guess.

and what part of CUSTOM in CCH don't you understand? Every one is its own unique little cammy self, with its own quirks and personality. Sure, sometimes it is bitchy and blows up in your hands, but sometimes it doesn't! We all come in different colors of the rainbow, just like the aliens. MLK day is just around the corner. See the goodness through the bad!

I, for one, welcome our mutant baby alien-making overlords.

The key is to get the Dr. Who DVD collection. After acquiring this gem I get more geek ass than a toilet seat at Boeing.

You had to get a sponsor to help you with that? The ladies just gather around me and do what comes natural. I'm banned from climbing before 9pm in several states due to this.

I thought it was all about what sponsors I am paying to have advertisements on my helmet and vehicle.

I would climb through the night to catch up to someone who dropped coils on my head.

Urea leaf honey archenemy!

the mo' sigma the mo' betta bitches it's all about the big broz clothez n hoes

did you know if you use a nalgene for a pee bottle the pee and the bottle plastic combine to form napalm you're sleeping with a hot pee-bomb

Oh snap! Where did my punctuation run off to?

I was just abo..HAWHAW! I just read suckirk's post! Holy shit i did not expect that zinger! ZING!

apparently I'm the only one who doesn't find the sheep shagging joke funny anymore Mr. Ed was an equine by the way

yer mom