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hey longpause, sorry fancy pants, but the next time you fuck with my business will be the last. think about that.

I'm looking for a kayak paddle, spray skirt, helmet and life-vest. If anyone wants to sell, or knows someone who does, please send me a PM. Thanks!

And so I say to those who have come on hard times, Hear our plea of poverty and shower us with gifts of monatary equivelence. Good company and fond memories will be thy reward and thy generosity will not go unheeded. We shall speak of your good deeds to all those less fortunate and your doorstep shall hence forth be festoned with the bodies of hapless beggars who grovel for your merciful charity. God Bless.

Does NOBODY care about the poverty stricken state that we find ourselves in? I wish to add that customers MAY be offered some homemade beer, boxed wine or fermented table scraps...its a very comfy couch.

for those who like to participate in boondoggle and other such nonsensicle activities, I have a fetching idea for you. NEED: ONE slightly old canoe with one or more unsightly holes that do allow for teh bottom of the seaworthy boat to breath, however are not condusive to white water canoeing (the so-called Constantanople will do lovely). ONE: extremely old jug of cheap wine, boxes will also work however due to the unbreakable nature fo cardboard and the absence of sharp edges, a bottle (gallon of course) does make for an interesting juggle of safety and drunken irresponsability. AT LEAST two or more people who are willing to be fully drentched in both pond water (also refered to as scum) and small baptisms of red raindrops of joy. These things, couples with a night sky, and couples with the musky scent of unwashed ferrets can only lead to a wonderful time. Call for inquiries of only the most analitical nature.

we'll let you ride on our handle bars for free

Kick ass single matress fold out bed for rent, only $10 per day. This includes a piping hot shower and acess to a kitchen. Maximum 2 night stay. Wake-up call available upon request. Call for reservations 509-933-3621 (or PM Lyger or Longpause). *Please note- this is a bed in a living room, not a professional establishment. Need not apply if mean, planning to steal, or kill. Located within walking distance of downtown Ellensburg with views of Mt. Stuart. **Located 1hr from Leavenworth, 45min from Vantage, 45min to Longs Pass trailhead.

Kick ass single matress fold out bed for rent, only $10 per day. This includes a piping hot shower and acess to a kitchen. Maximum 2 night stay. Wake-up call available upon request. Call for reservations 509-933-3621 (or PM Lyger or Longpause). *Please note- this is a bed in a living room, not a professional establishment. Need not apply if mean, planning to steal, or kill. Located within walking distance of downtown Ellensburg with views of Mt. Stuart. **Located 1hr from Leavenworth, 45min from Vantage, 45min to Longs Pass trailhead.

I definitly agree, that hottie on the left with the wires caressing her mighty bosom is a wonderful addition, its too bad that that skinny chick has to hog most of the picture.

I started climbing so long ago, Jesus was my belayer.

Glacier, does this mean you are interested? We could probably endure a cold bivy.

I enjoy climbing naked, and long trampoline bounces on the beach.

For those who wish to learn how to fly, there are several tried and true methods. First you should make sure you have good insurance as this makes things easier in the long run. Second, you must decide WHAT you want to fly. For light individuals a tarp is ideal (a rip-stop coating is essential as high wind velocity can rip it apart before you have safely reached the ground) For those of a heavier build, a rubberized small pool cover usually does the trick. Third you must gradually build yourself up to flying. Jumping off cars and small houses is a great start and with time you can progress to apartment buildings and flagpoles. With the proper emphasis on body positioning and antigravitational ergogenics, you will find yourself flying in no time!

if one had the energy, the trip to New Mexico could be made in 36 hours of almost constant driving. However, for those who like to retain their sanity, I would suggest the more relaxing time of 37 hours. Fastest is down I-5 and then due west upon a so-called "Highway" but for those of us who are not comfortable with these new fangles ways of high speed travel, there are many dirt roads filled with covered wagons and mule feces. I would suggest building up your immunity to rattlesnake venom first. The Ellensburg area is well know for it's affiliation out slithery frinds of desert temperment.

longpause, if you are looking for a New Mexican adventure, you should attend the White Trash Turkey Bash, held annually by a group of individuals in Silver City. All are welcome to attend and at times the party van will pick you up, full of snakes and lizards and occasionally the odd homeless man. Let me know if you are interested.

I've heard that prostitutes would wear then as a means of hiding unsightly sores (hazards of the job) that would deter potential clients. Unfortunatly prositutes of this day and age are not privy to such wonderfully useful accessories.

hey, I'm for shurkin that we've moved onto merkins. The great part is that you could be wearing a jerkin (n)- a tight fitting vest for those who like to show off heaving breasts. while eating a ferkin of gherkins (previously defined) in you merkin. I am quite keen on finding out where one could aquire a merkin, though I would hesitiate to wear one in polite society.

Always love to expand my vocabulary. Here's another for you: Murkin: (n) a pubic wig for women A necessary item for any woman's wardrobe

Alas! the attempt to Conquer thy mountain hath been fruitless. Me hath seeneth the tracks of the mighty cougar, so future warriors beware. The journey is long and contemptuous, most assuradly so due to the closure of the pathway which four wheeled machines governed by the hearts of man cannot proceed. And although those among us hath complained relentlessly of the missing link between winter and snow, I hath postholed for me thinketh an hour or more through snow that cometh up to my thigheth. I grew weary as I toiled. So I went home.

Doest thou thinkest it possible to hiketh the mighty Big Jim in one fell swoop of a day? Me thinketh it be so.

hey , all I wanted was some useful information, though mythology rules beyond the foresight of simple human beings

my dear longpause, there is no way that I can restore the wisdom that thou hast shown me, so I would give thee an ode, to exault thy cadaverous patterns on thy weakling souls of mercy. Oh, longpause, you give me strength, to fly, so high like a kite in the sky, oh pretty butterfly, oh yes, pretty butterfly. thy drunkeness is like a lord among the wings of wrath of pant and jacket wearing. You stike the drum like a midget calling me to kill the dragon and then kill the baby. Like a drum beat thou callest me to answer, and answer I must, Oh longpause, thou face may be skinny, but thy curves are kick ass.

In sooth fair temptress Longpause, thou hast proven thyself to be wise in he matters of alidragon rapid fording and rejoicing in thy nectar of Baccus. Let it be exaulted unto mounatins on high that I am favorably disposed in mind to endeavour thy arduous quest, braving wolverines and other such creatures who hast terrorized my cousin of late, in the brave hope of retuning to thee, oh bad green, victorious on my alter of battle (the day ensuing the morrow) against the forces of evil hence forth known as Big Jim.

well I understand that Big Jim is not so medieval war-like, however, I have not had a chance to polish my armor and so cragging in Leavenworth could be a mistake. However,I have been practicing my spiky ball on a chain throwing skills so maybe it would be worthwhile.