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I just want to know how the hell he got elected...twice?!

Pigs have a corkscrew shaped penis, but I can't find any pictures of that either. I should just ask some of the Ellensburg locals, they've probably had plenty of experience with them.

Unfortunatly I have to be here in Ellensburg this weekend while the Rodeo is going on. There are way too many people here who like to romp with animals a little too much. And Dumb asses who think putting on a cowboy hat and driving a big truck makes chicks overlook thier buck ass teeth and in-breeding.

pictures?

nice climbing, how many climbs do you think you can get in this week!, you're starting to sound like Gyselinck! Nice pictures too

I don't know if you should call us all freaks Gyselinck, we know what you really call the bathroom! No sense even pretnding you are tough after that one.

I am forever a fan of the smooth, who wants to be chewing on a nice spft piece of bread and have that peaceful moment interrupted by the chunk of an un-ground peanut? It just ruins everything. Plus the crunchy is much harder to lick off the spoon. Olympia beer is another thing all together. Not quite as good as Hams, but it has a certain something to it, it must be in the water...

Thank you, I knew there had to be a way out of it somehow! By the way, crunchy or smooth?

Lonpause said I had to apologize, so here it goes... Cook, I'm a little sorry that I said my dog was much more important than you, although she doesn't get cranky when there aren't chips and salsa around.

I see Gyselinck, your hot date that you were going camping with at the lake was Cook. Nice! I like your taste!

huckleberry mountain, bumblebee pass, burnt boot creek, toppling tower... Sounds kinda funny, are you sure you didn't just go into the woods and smoke weed?

maybe its so housewives can sit around and impress each other on how much they had to spend on Fluffy and Snugums.

My sandwich!! I was wondering where I left that. Still looks pretty good, go ahead and send it back. I could use a decent meal around here since Gyselinck stopped cooking for me.

I'll go as long as you pick me up, drive, and supply all the gas to get us there and back. Personally, I think you would be getting the better end of the deal, but I will allow you to bask in my presence if you wish.

Longpause, I have to admit. You were right about the indian paintbrush. Damn that smarts and I was so positive I was right!

Fantastic trip, though one element was casually left out, there was an odd odor that seemed to follow our group. Excuses were given, dirty looks were cast, and excuses made, yet the stench prevailed. Several times on the trip the conclusion was made that someone had taken a dump on the trail, and indeed the foul aroma brought to mind steaming piles of dung. However, meek confessions from those of our set as to the cause of this smelly funk made me decide that NEVER AGAIN should anyone have the last lingering effects of giardia, followed by a large block of cheese, and preceded by a robust meal of rice and beans the day before a climb.

Even through reading about you doing all these awesome climbs, I cannot get the images of you baking cookies and ironing out of my head. What a well rounded guy you are!

you didn't ruin the thread, its all I ever hoped it would be!

After a romantic dinner and too many bottles of wine, Longpause, Cook, adn I decided that the song does not actually have 50 ways to leave your lover and as a result, compiled a list of legitimate ways to leave your lover (Kindly remember that we were sufficiently snockered): 1. Lasso a new one Newman 2. Leave Steve 3. Kill 'em Migellen 4. Pop one off Geoff 5. Get yourself clear, Mirra 6. Hop on the horse Morris 7. Take a hike Mike 8. Jump out the window Melinda 9. Buy a slave Dave 10. Pretend to take a piss Liz 11. Bury her under a hill phil 12. Use the bat Kat 13. Let them be eaten by rats Matt 14. Smother them with your butt Russ 15. Lose her in the mosh pit josh 16. pretend your names Persephone, Stephanie 17. Send her to hell, Thelma 18. Know when to say when Gwen 19. Just try to evade her Darth Vader 20. Bite her in the leg Craig 21. Give her scabies baby 22. Give her giardia, Gerard 23. Keep on your pants constance 24. Get a new job Rob 25. Live in your van Dan 26. Poo in front of your man Lou 27. Get a new writer Gary Snyder 28. Don't be true Lou 29. Ride off ona blue steed Lou Reed 30. you don't need to do much right now Adam 31. Let her fly Tighe 32. Send him to his death Elizabeth 33. Stangle him with a hose rose 34. Take lots of meth Elizabeth 35. Don't give a damn Sam 36. Sleep with all the rest Elizabeth 37. Make her trip and fall Charles de Gaulle 38. Push in front of a train Wayne 39. Take her to the faggery Greogory 40. Hit her with a tube Betty big Boobs 41. Hit her with an egg Meg 42. Stab her in the face Mace 43. Send her in a space ship Kip 44. Go live with the dinosauras Laura 45. Slap her with a fish Mitch 46. Make a bad belay Ray 47. Give her some elderberry wine Lineus 48. Stab her inthe heart Mark 49. Give her some ether Esther 50. Get ona bike Mike, and just peddle away

Glad you guys managed to have fun without me...thats ok, work was MUCH better than going up the mole.Seriously though, nice work to all of you. You know it's been a good climb when Longpause spends all of the next day sleeping on the couch and Cook's feet look like they belong on cadavers. Gyselinck, you keep this up and you might get more visits from some pretty awesome super heros!

the perfect pet for those who like entertainment! click on video clip

thanks everyone!!

my god, what a fantastic way to die. I hope all my future deaths will be as poetic and lituraturely sound. I feel honored that I have been killed so dramtically and with such care to accuracy. My hat goes off to you good sir.