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This is such bullshit. Why does this congress bend over for the Bush's at every turn? WTF The Senate yesterday approved a sweeping measure that would expand the government's clandestine surveillance powers, delivering a key victory to the White House by approving immunity from lawsuits for telecommunications companies that cooperated with intelligence agencies in domestic spying after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks
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To you maybe….I happen to think the result of the sex is the most incredible experience to have……watching my son being born.
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that is funny why?
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Hillary or Obama for Pres…….then who ever is not should be vice pres……with John Edwards as AG……oh yeah……
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"Hi....we are all sluts"
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I have found one 200 foot rope works well. One of you ties into both ends and the other tie into the middle. Then you are 100 feet apart and will have less rope drag.
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This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the ¡curse¢? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. Isn't the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles in to a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness -- actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh*t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.... Best, Wendi Aarons
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Sorry friend....you are speculating. Do you know if this kid has climbed trad and what? If not, then all that comes next out of your fingers is speculation about what he COULD send. Peace out! sorry friend- your hardest route would not even be a warm-up for him- period. even euro-sporto chick can climb harder then 99% of posters on this site. here is the proof http://www.planetmountain.com/english/News/shownews.lasso?l=2&keyid=35680 so how many free routes on el cap have you done crack master? looks like skinny little chick doesn't need to brake sweat to show your place in the foodchain grasshopa..... Bob……I hate to break your steam on this but. I could really care less if the kid cranks harder than me…..lots of people crank harder than me….that is not hard to do…..I simply asked if he climbs trad. Then you proceeded to slam me and think I was being a dick…….not the case. I just wanted to know if he climbs cracks. You apparently do not know, because you keep referring to how much better a climber he is to me. You are really missing the point here. So……..does anybody know if he has actually climbed gear? To the kid…….way to go youngster.
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Sorry friend....you are speculating. Do you know if this kid has climbed trad and what? If not, then all that comes next out of your fingers is speculation about what he COULD send. Peace out!
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Bill. I think Don is advocating that in the event we come across a wall as you described that we simply top rope it and do not place lead bolts.
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Sounds to me you are speculating………
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Oh no….not Kevboner….. Can you be original please….. At least call me an assclown or a clownpuncher. Let me guess……your next comment to me will be STFU? Right!
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Those are all impressive sport routes.....what kind of trad climbs has he done?
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Tell that to the bush crime family.
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Ignorance at it best
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How would they know? It looks the same..... Because I have been down that road and was irresponsible as a youngster and the “balance” got REALLY out of control……now that I am paid up……I choose to got go there again.
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No, they can't. Yes is can and does.....Any time I have been asked for a major credit card, for hotel, car rental, airplane tickets……my debit card works just fine. They do not seem to know it is a debit card.
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Minx.....ever heard of a debit card? It can be used as a credit card.
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Dont you mean "your day" startes with a hardon?
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I have no credit cards.
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As in Pete’s Pile? Pete’s “Pile” is a good name for that place. I love Pete's, I always seem to have it to myself too, can't complain about that. Hey, good bumping into you and Crimper in the woods today! Looked like Jim was further out checking out the Cape Horn trail today. You might ask him about it. I think theres gonna be some routes down there on those lower cliffs at some point. CH 4 is what that surveyor stake says at Ozone. "Mayhaps CH 4 = Cape Horn 4" ?? Very strange bumping into you.....no car and just you and the dogs.....very unexpected.....but, very glad to see you.....we did see Jim, he hung out with us for a while....