Dechristo

did you insure it? for how much? celestial raiment ain't cheap

their just hippies, Porter.

then explain your progeny

minimally, the woolen merkin

woolen carpets, too

that's a sexual inuendo

i can't help my compulsion for Little Red Riding Hood

i love that tune. the Beatles?

I always select "no subtleties" before watching a DVD

Matt, Your Dasmascus road enlightenment will involve a vision of the rightfully color-skinned Jesus. You will be compelled to undertake this mission to Michigan. tremble

"Lesbijacks"?

no man is an island

just to be clear, I wasn't talking about your wife

sounds like a "cun't see the forest for the trees" kind of problem

As you claim to be so better qualified, I'll leave that one for you. Where's your passion? Your zeeeal???

you had best save that defense for your bestiality trial

I don't ascribe to "coincidence"

"Sensibility", my man. to wit: once a month talks about diversity with a 99%-white church group. you ought to lead a mission trip to Michigan.

nyo, that's you. you should soak that in a tub

it's just the Ancst

We all know you are doing this in response to you being born with your mantle but a quarter so endowed.

they're functioning as such, currently

Not to piss on your rainbow, but I wager your quick gloss job would/will tarnish to a different patina if/when you stand before a jury with the qualifier of "in most cases". You may find the occurrence of two exceptions to your life pursuits, simultaneously: praying your ass off that this group doesn't find you a "special case".

maybe he should learn how to eat pussy no, that's not the problem. Rob has been spreading that Hillary sports a fully functioning penis.