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Dechristo

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  1. don't do it. The state'll take your kids away if you employ the FOTF "eunuch solution". The FOTH solution (cool book, you should find a copy) is much kinder.
  2. Can I get a Banana Hammock from their online store?
  3. same coin, opposite sides
  4. never seen a garment that begs more for an atomic wedgie.
  5. bring the big cans of Dinty Moore
  6. oil poring from pores of poor dorks
  7. nancing through a mountain meadow bear-butted
  8. methodological naturalism disallows considerations "outside of the box". "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE..."
  9. Well, aren't we all just geolly this morning.
  10. No, but we're always over your head Dojo-dummy.
  11. I check my boobs so they won't be inspected.
  12. Don we now our gay apparel
  13. Then why are Planet Hollywood's square?
  14. Thanks ScottP.
  15. Is its plant-it-hood in question?
  16. "...a prophecy of their culture holds that universal enlightenment is imminent with the appearance of the Pale-Pink Banana.
  17. is that the one with rings around it?
  18. ...or so I was informed last night by a cutlass brandishing dicephalus scurvy dog.
  19. What became of the Amboy Dukes?
  20. I, for one, wouldn't have bought land on Pluto had I known it's planethood was in jeopardy.
  21. Feet held to the fire for semi-flacidity.
  22. I'm so sick of jokes that start with "so, a two-headed baby walks into a bar..." Is "airing of a grievence" a sensitivioso way of explaining a fart?
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