Dechristo

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool da Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

No, Chaps, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

perhaps, then, a problem with remembering distinctions of environment

DON'T BE STUPID! CARRY A FIRST AID KIT! There won't be yaks (or tauntauns for Mt. Squamish)???

Metaphorically, Kevbone and I have had a sitdown together (via PM) on several occasions. We be fine. He just forgets. it's all I've got.

Valentine's Day, 2007, and the best trolls are appearing. God's loving valentine to you.

His intial query was for Mt. Squamish. Though the geographical names will change, does the same technique apply including rope diameters and amounts. Does Mt. Squamish have a summit register?

Shomer fucking shabbos.

Saturday, Kevbone, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking climb! Shomer shabbos!

he's paying good Minnesotan dollars for complete disclosure

statistical or dynamological

Really? Oh, you mean like the Mt. Rainier I've summitted 10 times and the Mt. Hood I've summitted 5 times? Go on...educate us. Well actually I have yet to get above 5000ft elevation (other than in an airplane), so I can't talk about those mountains yet. But I'm looking forward to an expedition to climb them. If you are such an experienced climber, lets hear some serious discussion about your climbs. What sort of rope did you use? Where is the best place on the mountain for basecamp? How many days were you on the mountain? OMFG you are like Christmas morning. OK, here's the scoop on Rainier: A properly trained and equipped expedition can climb Mt. Rainier is as little as two weeks, weather permitting. Proper acclimation requires a daily altitude gain of no more than 1,500 feet to avoid the deadly risk of PE, CE, or HAFE. For the standard route, basecamp is normally made at the base of the Muir Snowfield, with camp 1 and 2 on the Snowfield, and a 3 day acclimation rest stop at Camp Muir. From there, a serious push must be made to camp 4 just below Dissappointment Cleaver; the crux of the climb. No camp can be made on this treacherous section, so one is forced to climb in one, continuous push to the top of the Cleaver to make Camp 5. But your worries are not over; from there the expedition must wind it's way through a treacherous crevasse field to gain the final slopes at 13,500 and High Camp, which must be dug into the mountain's steep neve. This alone can take a full day. Most parties then gather their strength for a day, hydrating with local herbal teas made for this purpose, before thrusting on to the crater rim and summit. The descent is usually done over two to three days. Most parties are so exhausted they opt for the latter. Good luck! The rope, the fucking rope, man! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ROPE!!!1

Chaps, Kevbone, and Seahawks at one time. overload... zzzt

Glad you're here, Chaps. We're just about to mount an expedition to siege Mt. Squamish.

God luv ya, Chaps. you've made my day

probably a lot more like Jesus than you

Does "your site" have a Spray Forum? Not an authentic climbing site without.

So whip 'em out of your temple, Chaps!

heh heh heh

What do you mean "again"? We've been "this stupid" for over sixty years.

I'll cast you down with the Sodomites. You'll think you've been fucked by a train!

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.

T'ai-stick-Chi?