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Dechristo

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  1. well, then, beat on yourself until you're flacid.
  2. You'd be required eventually to climb solo at night. Drivin' evrybody batty with your chirpin' like a Pika.
  3. did it smell like tuna? did you piroette whilst dispersing?
  4. For OilyMan, they'll need to increase in diameter and change directions gymnastically in order to satisfy.
  5. The United States are not the Netherlands. That's like comparing a spoiled 13-year-old to a college professor. WHAT?
  6. Don't talk with your mouth full
  7. Only 500+ posts in Spray before the small appliance bulb fired-up on that mystery. Clever, indeed.
  8. Dechristo

    Overdo it

    wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? In that sad *oh dear* kind of way. I met a girl not long ago who was turning 21 and never had and orgasm. I volentered to show her how, but her boyfriend didn't like the idea. this breaks my heart and makes me very very very sad That's one insecure, ignorant, and possessive boyfriend; dude probably lost her in the end, anyway.
  9. He's a mole?
  10. Kevbone's Mom always told him those were "fruit roll-ups". He likes their chewy consistency.
  11. This world will never see an end of Good and Bad Men, nor the war of opinion of who belongs in which category.
  12. Dechristo

    Overdo it

  13. Dechristo

    Overdo it

    are you trying to tell me you have never noticed the difference between a clit that is stimulated and engorged and one that is not? I like it when they move on their own.
  14. Dechristo

    Overdo it

    Yeah, that looks like part of my rock gear. I'm thinkin' I need to start selling some of it.
  15. Or, he will lose the ability to tell that there is no surprise and will be compounded with dust whereto he is kin and by way of a worm and a fish go progress through the guts of an atheist. Ah lahk yo paraphrase
  16. They do it on a smaller scale everyday, as it is.
  17. guitarist with the most feeling?
  18. It's "Theater-Cushion FartSuckers Liberation Day". Free at last to breath Nature's, rather than Man's, wind.
  19. you're all on some kind of psychotropic drug. BOGARTS!
  20. ...and you like it.
  21. I heard on the radio, today, in the latest Gallup poll, GW has an approval rate of 33%. The U.S. Congress approval rate is at 29%.
  22. Besides exercise??? Oh god.... Yeah, I like big dogs...hanging out with my mom... freaky
  23. as is my experience
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