Dechristo

that sounds really painful Yeah, there was a trip last summer where I packed in a weeks worth of bagels and tuna. It WAS painful........ Maybe try distributing the load among several orifices.

you are sick turn yourself in WTF?!3! You're only disgusted by my typo-s?

I'm a therapist of several of oly's avatars

I thought you might have seen this little article. 75% of Americans Say U.S. Headed in Wrong Direction That lines up fairly neatly with the 29% approval rating for Congress stated in last week's Gallup Poll.

There's Les Schwabbing of the deck six feet under.

alpinism is in there somewhere

George says, "Hey, Kevbone! I'm the decider and yer not, bitch!"

south face of the computer chair

like schwabbing one's ass with silk

He was cast down with the Sodomites long ago.

Did ya see where da Big O.C. and I ripped three pages of talking shit?

Hikers are sometimes climbers too. Yeah, so, go take a hike.

Yes, and she still has them. They are probably nicer than yours. Maybe, if, and when Arch starts lactating there would be opportunity to make an "apples to apples" comparison. But, by then, you may have ceased nursing long enough to have no memory of Mommy's mammaries.

I was laughing so hard... I could barely finish

I hesitate to do this as it could spoil fun, not only for me, but, for everyone...but, I must. Seahawks (you steaming pile of piggy-poo), you must know, that in this format (you gag-ugly dog), we, including you (you disgusting excuse for living tissue), are all here, primarily, for entertainment (and to drop-kick you in the nuts). I have no real enmity for anyone here (except your pitiful carcass) and know I could sit, talk, have a beer, climb, spend time with anyone (not you, asshole) and count it "Okay". This literary format (scumbag) provides for added criticism (smegma-licker) in the show of how we each (bung-snuffer) express ourselves (cretin) in writing (turd). I have fun (hate you) criticizing (dwarf-dick) you (douche-guzzler) for your lack (pee-brain) of literary skills (butt-lips). I don't (like you) believe it reflects (rectum-tonguer) on your value (worthless) as a human being (toad). So (breath of skunk-ass), know (no one likes you) that I hope (Mother-of-God, NO!) that should we meet (in Hell, maggot-tongue), we can laugh (at you) it all off.

Of course, it matters you glob of monkey spunk

Okay, you can address me as "Your Arrogance" and I'll make another donation to the Phonics for Dumbfucks Fund.

No, what's funny is you, Seahawks, and Chaps in a Three Stooges skit.

duct tape rules

Okay, here's a bald (yeah, I know "balled") Lab:

I know you are joking Minx…..you have children. I heard this on the radio driving home last night. Is it true??? Not sure. This kid should have to go involuntary vasectomy, and never be able to see his little girl again. All of those of you on this thread making jokes are fucked……you must not have kids. I would be one of you making jokes…..but I recently became a father and hearing this atrocity makes me sick to my stomach. WTF? Hear me now and believe me later, particularly if you're a parent, you're gonna need a vigorous sense of humor.

Once, I had to set aside one of my infant daughters very quickly. I was laying on my back, holding her above me, face to face, when she up-chucked and filled my mouth with semi-curdled/digested breast-milk.

everyone else does on here to so kiss someone elses ass, dick head. Your such a prick. Fuck off. (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Armstrong#Cancer See? Was that so difficult? You, too, can cite sources defeating the chance that your readers think you plagiaristic - although, there's little chance of that, in your case, as your sources usually supply cogent and literate sentences. Po witto Seahawks. He doan wike being toyed wit.

again, without attribute to author, you ignorant cad.