Skeezix

I think I liked it better around here when Fairweather shut the fuck up after he made a fool of himself predicting McCain in a landslide, only to learn what a loser he is after his man got his head handed to him by Obama. Seems like he's back for more abuse from his betters.

Uh... okay. That's cool.

I wouldn't need a Gretsch. I'd be satisfied with... this...and this... plus this and this, this, and this. Then I'll be all set.

The Amazing Kweskin.

I've got some serious memories of climbing at Spire Rock back in the late seventies. I met a young guy named Jim Yoder there one day, and subsequently ran into him several times a week until he moved to Leavenworth. We used to dance all over that thing. It was awesome.

Dude, you're nuts. 2112, Hemispheres, Signals, Moving Pictures - each album completely different, with a different sound. "Floy boy night ...squeak squawk croak." Drunk munchkin on crack.

I can't believe I didn't get any pushback when I named the Grateful Dead. C'mon... Grateful Dead, Grateful Dead, Grateful Dead. Jerry Garcia -the original aimless noodler.

He's a true renaissance man, possessing tonsorial as well as musical talents.

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nice troll. what about all of Rush's instrumentals where Geddy does not sing? I said the other two guys were pretty good. But not good enough to overcome Geddy Lee's singing. He sings like a drunk munchkin on crack.

That dude's been practicing.

Rush. Geddy Lee croaking out "Fly by night!" Yuck. The other two guys in that band were pretty good. You'd think they'd have been able to find a decent singing bass player. The Police did.

You're just mad because Kiss got named.

I agree to a point. Singer Brian Johnson's voice is fingernails on a slateboard in the way that GNR's Axl Rose's voice is. But AC/DC sounded great on their 1978 album Powerage, when they were fronted by Bon Scott. Unfortunately, Scott died of alcohol poisoning in 1980, and they made the mistake of thinking they could replace him with Johnson. Wrong.

Bingo!

I wasn't bashing the Mormons. I was defending them. I'm GLAD they caved and decided to let black people into heaven. It's all good.

Seems even Bush's former friends haven't shown him much respect in the last year.

When did your guitar playing ever make women perspire?

I'm gonna say it. The Grateful Dead. There. I said it.

You'd probably get what you deserve, ultimately... I believe it's called Kharma.

Don't start making fun of the Mormons. They've really cleaned up their act. After all, they changed their rules and decided to let black people into heaven ...When was that? About two years ago, I think. Somebody help me out here.

I tend to like other culture's religions better than my own. Take shamanism, as practiced by the NW Coast Indian groups. I like that better than Christianity. I like the masks and rattles. I like the crazy hairdos, the faith healing, the spells. I like the trance-like states, chants, and incantations. What's not to like? Christianity, on the other hand... Too many uptight Republicans there for my taste.

Supporting that thesis in light of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary is going to be an uphill battle. When Keith Richards lays down rhythm on that 5-string Telecaster, women perspire.

GNR. Arrgh... That voice! Make it stop!!