archenemy

As I am sure you know, Greenland's coasts are surrounded by cold ocean currents. It is possible that the ice patterns may move if the salienation belt moves. Or, it could be a poor rendition of the picture. Or, that spot could be an anomaly due to the will of God. But it's a little early to dismiss a theory based on a cursory examination of a photo, don't you think?

where's the roster when you need him?

I followed up my 2 hour interview on Monday (in front of eight people--surprise) with a three hour interview today with different folks in the firm. Got to meet the CIO--very cool guy. Had to turn down a yummy Top Pot donuts because I was afraid I'd be wearing some of it by accident. Then I got to pay $17 for parking. All in all a good day.

maybe a good name for her would be Dumb Bitch.

Our software doesn't get released. It escapes.

My guess is anyone stupid enough to name their dog "Dog" probably doesn't have an in depth understanding of genetics.

I hate cats. But I love Jeff. El Jeffe. The Jeffmeister. Jeffomatic.

Want to ride bikes?

What happened to my "Now you can all have dates" post? Wierd, it just disappeared.

Wow, I didn't know there were that many NVA and VC in Iraq. Bush has done us all a favor though, without him, the house and the senate would probably not have both changed hands this month.

you just don't get any funnier.

Let's see, given a choice between a night stick to the head or groin and a Taser, I'd take the Taser. Given a choice between having someone kneel on me so I can't breathe, I'd take the Taser. Given the choice between a bullet to the heart or a Taser, I'd take the Taser every time. I believe the choices here were: 1. night stick to the head or 2. groin and taser I'll take #2 with pleasure

Can I please have a little flag next to my name with an "s" in it?

That is about the mostest funniest video ever.

Funny, I just thought of that yesterday. I had to use one of the huge powdery ones to get some trimmins to the dump. Hey, I was thinking of you!

I outsprayed Minx!

I think we should request a little word count box on the lower part of the screen so we make sure we stay at the proper levels. Oly, could you get started on that please?

Good kid!

Yummy. Phone jam.

In time, grasshopper, you will learn the way of the avatar

yes

No.

She's sexy. Probably gives head too.

How was the approach?

bubblegum