archenemy

I love shit stories!!! Once I was in the car with three buddies, all guys. We were driving this crazy curvy mountain road that had absolutely no shoulder. I had to shit so bad I told them they had to pull over. The driver said that was impossible, there was no where to pull over. I said fine, stop right here and I'll crap in the middle of the road. No can do, someone could come speeding around one of the corners, they were all hairpin blind corners, and hit us. I'd be caught with my pants down, litterally. Well, I had to go so bad that the hair on my arms actually stood up. Now I consider that my barometer; if I don't get the shit chills, I don't really have to go that bad. Oh, except for that one time when I crapped my pants because the asshole at the seven eleven wouldn't let me use his bathroom at five am. I don't need no sympathy buddy, just tales of woe.

Wow alot of hidden something there Archy. It must be tough to live in a world where when someone makes a different choice in their life than you would have made there is an implicit value judgment being made on you. Crazy. What's really funny about this is that what is so bothersome to folks about you posting this thread was just that very same thing: you seem to imply that you are making a judgement call on Aimee for climbing while pregnant whilst you and your wife decided differently. Do you see the irony here?

I chose not to have kids. So ease up with the psuedo value judgement crap, breeder

only when naked

bastard.

portaledge

First, look up hypocrite. I think you meant double standard. Anyway, I won't eat storebought meat when I can avoid it b/c I don't like the inhumane treatment of animals. I hunt b/c I know that animal lived well and died fast. People think my thinking on that is fucked up. I think going to McD's is fucked up. But misunderstanding the difference between hypocrites and double standards is the cruelest most fuckedupednessest.

this is the best circle jerk ever

My Klipsch not good enough for you anymore? Just like a guy, goes for something new as soon as the old gets a little outta date.

FW: I can't get the womenandguns.com site to come up. What's up with that? I couldn't get to it directly either.

These people that want to ban hunting. Hypocrits, Wonder what that cheesburger has in it everynight. They want us all to become a bunch of Vegans? I love animals they taste great!!!! This is not hypocrital--if the hamburger eating bunch says hunting is bad and then they themselves don't hunt, they are not hypocrites.

Does this butt make me look fat?

One of the few mistakes I never make. Smart man. I also never understand what is going on inside a guy's head. Well, almost never.

hee hee he he

it's possible.

Yes, we all hold back what we really mean and leave it up to obvious deduction so that later we can say, "I never said that". I do the same thing. No biggie--we're all human. Glad your kid turned out okay, any kind of accident is super scary.

way cooler

Hang on, your dinner is almost ready

I think you are seeing the wrong doctor

What's amazing to me is that men only act like they understand women whenever they (those guyz) are listing what is "wrong" with us.

I think those guys are dead.

Why, to leave him all alone?

You need to get outside more often.

And so your experience should be used as a guideline for everyone else's behavior? That makes sense.