archenemy

What we really want to see is red hot monkey love. THey shouldn't bother us with the weaponry crap. We get enough of that in the news.

Yah, but they groom you.

You don't work for the City of Seattle by any chance? This sounds just like the sort of thing that they'd agonize over for five or six years. Maybe you need a committee to study the problem and a hefty budget for an outside consultant. Oh Oh, my current contract will be up in five months and I'll be available. I'll get started on a presentation right now.

I'd recommend simply crushing her beneath the heel of yoked servitude. You'll be happier in the end. And if you are happier, she is happier.

I don't think its an argument. I think people are stating whether they would let someone who is high belay them or not. And I don't think anyone has said anything against actually climbing high or any rules. But my climbing code includes that I try to mitigate whatever risks I find unacceptable. In my book, that includes me letting myself be belayed by someone who is high. There is no room to argue there. Furthermore, I would be totally fine with someone who told me that they didn't want me to belay them b/c I was not high. Whatever works for you. That's proud, you gotta know what you want, and then you gotta take it. And to state it clearly and without blame. After the climbing day is done, all hell can break loose!

Really, that's a good point. I know that people typically picture Bubba with a shotgun and a Bud. But I won't even bring alcohol on my hunting trips. I also won't hunt with anyone who does. Or pot. Or acid. Or bad food.

I was wondering if he'd notice that. I'm glad you mentioned it because I somehow doubt that he has the requisite level of awareness to deduce this.

I don't think its an argument. I think people are stating whether they would let someone who is high belay them or not. And I don't think anyone has said anything against actually climbing high or any rules. But my climbing code includes that I try to mitigate whatever risks I find unacceptable. In my book, that includes me letting myself be belayed by someone who is high. There is no room to argue there. Furthermore, I would be totally fine with someone who told me that they didn't want me to belay them b/c I was not high. Whatever works for you.

Yeah, like Honor Killings.

Obviously, they have dropped you on your head one too many times.

Only if you're a progressive free-trade shade-grown metrosexual type. Otherwise, no.

And charge me for it. I like that business model; where can I invest?

I am totally fine climbing with someone who is stoned. But I would not let them belay me. I'm all for everyone having a good time. If that means I lead all day with my self-belay and you smoke all day--cool.

stoner.

Where are all the outraged Islamic men expressing their horror over this?

Funny, I cry that during those beautiful moments...

Which one is kevbone?

Still waiting.

They always get you with the small print. Can I start with the basic service and upgrade later if I chose? And how will I know if my upgrade will be compatible? Where can I view the slave SLA?

Come on now, there is a time delay (in addition to the one in your head). You can certainly come up with something. Even steal something from someone else. Anything. Anything good.

I understand now. Its that time of the month. Can't you come up with ANYTHING original? Or even mildly amusing? Anything at all?

Makes ya proud to be an American!

Yeah. TOO bad.