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Being in the market for a home right now (as a matter of fact I'm going "shopping" after work today), I can certainly say that it is shocking how expensive everything is. I now sympathize with any first time buyers--I don't know how they could possibly get into the market (especially w/o using any crazy stupid loan schemes)

Since when have you ever been afraid to stick your oar in the water? Now That's a pick up line!!!!

And that which does not kill you has made a tactical error

Ouch. But to which I'd respond... Do you mind not talking while we're screwing. I'm trying to pretend you're somebody else but your voice is ruining it. That's not talking, sweetie. That's laughter. If god had wanted my erection to be larger, he would have made you better looking. Now that's funny!

Don't try that tired old line on her. She's mine.

I told you to just use the ball gag. Fucking amatures

oh wait, that sounded wrong.

They're ok, as long as the lights are off.

Ouch. But to which I'd respond... Do you mind not talking while we're screwing. I'm trying to pretend you're somebody else but your voice is ruining it. That's not talking, sweetie. That's laughter.

Sherri, You have arms that would look better if they were wrapped around me. (I vowed to work on my originality for the pick up lines thread. I'm not sure if this sounds very original...I have some room for improvement)

Which is a good thing..... she's tired of all my old ones.

It shouldn't take you that long to learn how to read.

sold!!! i cook, clean and am great in bed. all you gotta do is love me I already love you.

great post!

So ya'll have made up again and its safe for the rest of us to re-enter the thread now?

That's it! I found my new pickup line!

StringBuffers = G String removers

This is an absolutely wonderful picture!!! I think I'd cry a little bit if I weren't at work. And the black & white gives it a timeless effect--just love it!

If some guy said something foolish like "I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen" I would pretty much undress on the spot. Fortunately, I have saved many people's eyesight by not having this happen. There needs to be a better collection of pick up lines for us women to use on unsuspecting victims. Maybe we could set up a text service so you could text a request in and one would just pop up for you.

that's what he said.

That's not true! What about Porters and Cream Stouts? Porters = nice summer beer. Plus, I love it when they carry my stuff for me. Cream stouts = overrated. Even the belgium ones so don't get started.

How bout we start another one and call it Fucking Troll It can be a five X thread

Yeah, but if they're TRUE dirtbags, they don't need our help! Yeah!!!!

Mormon Hollows? Creepy.

And the dirty old man in Nabakov's famous work of shit.