archenemy

My Harley has absofuckinlutely no problem going faster than 110 This ain't yer grandma's HD I think I am in love.

What type of helmet are you wearing? What is the driver wearing? What shape windshield do you have? You shouldn't be having that much trouble at 105; especially since your odometer is probably off and you are probably only doing around 100. I have no trouble until about 120, and even then, my head gets more lateral movement than pushed back. Your aerodynamics are a little off and can be improved by changing some of the things in front of you and what you got on your head.

I'd take a turn on him.

Good thinking. Or for the Chupacabra.

Where'd you get a twenty dollar bill?

So Sorry, Porter. You can keep the tarps afterall. No need to go to such extremes. Get well soon!

That is such a sad story.

lame. except the toilet bowl part--that's funny.

Wow, this went off track. Sorry.

They named a jacket after me The hot carl jacket? I agree that buying used is the way to go. As a matter of fact, I don't even buy--I have clothing/gear exchange parties. Everyone brings what they don't use anymore as well as bring a friend, a snack, and a bottle of booze. We all run around trying on stuff, taking what we want, leaving what we brought, and getting drunk. Everything left over gets donated to charity. Its fun and it's free.

Hotfixes do suck.

hey Mark, My brother works with UXO for a living. If you give me a piece of your schrapnel, I can have him look at it and diagnose it for ya.

My Dad says of those who ride there are people who have been down and people who are going down. if you ride enough it will happen. it is when my parents ride together that i get their relationship. the rest of the time i think they are insane. I have laid down every single bike I've owned. I honestly believe that if you don't go past the limits of your vehicle, you don't know those limits. It was fun finding those limits on my Vette, but I am going to have to replace my valence and buff out a few spots. It's worth it though!

Getting in Warming up And frustrating my coach Likes: Handles well, quiet mechanics, can ride auto or paddle shift Dislikes: Expensive hobby

and on...

You guys suck.

More like: Clean up and get out.

So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route? We need some rules here. Who's in?

Why don't you light your tampon string and blow up your box. Cuz that's the only bang you're going to get

I don't know who that is a picture of, but I consider that a good looking man. I'm all for looking at the young and the restless once in a while, but people with some character and people with healthy attitudes are far more interesting. Now, for the fat fuck race, we'll have to set some parameters. This requires another thread (as the fat-diet thread is lost somewhere and I ain't looking for it).

call the ghostbusters... Shhh, listen....do you smell that?

Sometimes, when I am looking for a change of pace, I do something to surprise my lover. For example, I just be standing there, doing the dishes, and all of a sudden BAM! I'm all over myself. Shocking....

I just don't believe that. The majority of the Americans I know are honest, hardworking people. Of course, they don't spray at work...

That's the one. Had me hook line and sinker for a bit. As jaded as I am, I can still be taken for a ride. Makes me mad. He got me with the whole "I need help cuz my life is all messed up right now and it's not my fault". Grrrrr.