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Hi Everybody! funny of otherwise,Take a bis sniff oof of this shitte here, fool, and we can get the party started right!. Glue! GaToRZ RuLeZ! Ripped to the gills, and gonna drive to the house, foolz, so I'll see you on the roads.

"I'll just slap on the ol' Vulcan nerve pinch..."

Hi Everybody! Me climb Toof today. Me like climb, it good for me. ME put in many peices, to make me safe. Me use hammer and use it to poractice putting in peetuns. Me took lots of pictures of me and me partners hangind in aiders, and me post to gallery. Me like climbing, alot. On the summit, my spirits soared. I felt bouyed by my accomplishment, heartened by good times spent with good friends, and hardened by the trial by fire I had just endured. It is the hottest flames that forge the hardest steels. I'm a man now. Send me a PM, and I'll send you my entire climbing resume and a T-Shirt.

Hi everybody! What's really sad is how fucking pathetically PC this country has become. You can't even say "Nazi" without being called a Nazi sympathizer. Just look at the word "*". We can't even say "*" anymore, we have to say "The N-Word". If I say "He called her a *." I'm an insensitive rascist. Instead, it's expected of me to say "He called her the N-word." SO, I guess when I'm walking through a swamp, I now have to say "I stepped from N-word head to N-word head." Also, a person has to be said to be behaving "N-word-ardly".

eat this dick K Hey trask--did you actually read this article? Your hero is desccribed pretty much as a deserter who failed to follow orders and fullfil his obligation. As for intelligence, the only smart thing Shrub did was surround himself with smart people and I suspect his papa had more to do with that then GW himself. I've been to Paris, Texas. Trust me, this snafu was nothing out of the ordinary for this part of the state of texas. Paris is not too far from the lovely town of Whiteright. Wanna guess at the black population? Yeah, I read it. I'm conceding defeat. I'm tired of defending George the Fuckstick just because he's a repub. Whatever. I'm done trying to figure shit out cause it just doesn't matter anymore. This country will never see a good man in office again. I mean fuck, can you believe The Terminator will most likely be the gov. of CA? How fucking insane is that shit. The voters will want his fucking head in the guillotine within 8 months for incompetence. From now on, I'm just going to make fun of everybody. All political decisions will be fucked up and media skull fucked, that's for sure.

Hi everybody! Oh yeah, Bush it one smart guy. Just look at his Yale transcripts.

Hi everybody! Careful Dwayner, them's bannin' words.

Hi everybody! So are your Eddie Bauer shirts, your airline reservations, and your Omega Pacific carabiners, etc. It's called "slave labor".

Hi everybody! Careful Trask, them's bannin' words!

Hi everybody! I found in the future that CC.com is concerned only with it's image a reputable climbing resource with a marketable presentation of stale, redundant climbing only garbage like " Bolt or No-Bolt?" "Trad or Sport?t" "Crux on Topo or No Crux on Topo?"

What the fuck do you know, shit gargle?

Hi everybody! I built a time machine out of wood scraps from the construction site next to my office, and went online IN THE FUTURE to check out cc.com. Thanks to the recent efforts of our MODERATORS, you have this to look forward to.

Hi everybody! "Me use toilet good!" "NO!!!!"

Hi everybody!

Hi everybody! I thought we were saving the US from emminent and total destruction at the hands of the EVIL Saddam Hussein. You see, he had hundreds of ICBMs, each carrying a payload of anthrax set to air burst over a major city in America on September 11th, 2003. Luckily, we were able to stop this madman by capturing him alive for an international trial at the Hague. His evil co-conspiritor Osama Bin Laden was also captured, when he tried to redeem the frequent flier miles earned by the 19 911 hijackers. We were aslo able to disarm all of the ICBMs at the last minute, thanks to the Omega Force and their Black X opps.

When did he climb Combatant? Last season?

"Come on, Mongo, we've got to get you to speech therapy."

Hi everybody! I've been told not to whine, or I run the risk of being banned, and to drop it, but good job, MODERATORS. One step closer to realizing your Orwellian vision.

Hi everybody! Thankfully, though, your relegion condones your otherwise sinful and barbarous lifestyle choices.

Hi everybody! How many people have you murdered?

Hi everybody! Baby, you make me so crazy. I can't hold back how I feel. I can't control the heat inside me. I need your release.

Sniff away at my exposed genitals! Sniff! It is my peace offering unto you. I'm not trying to make waves, I'm not trying to get you pubes caught in your zipper, or a broken broom handle up your ass in the bathroom at the police station, I just want to make peace the only way I know how. Sniff my exposed genitals!!

Hi everybody! I just wanted to get everyone off edge around here, seems like your feather's are all in a bunch. Go ahead, sniff my exposed genitals. It's safe. I won't bite you. I offer you my exposed genitals as a show of my trust for you. Sniff away!!!