You'd have to be a fucking idiot to think this thing is real. The most horrifying thing about this is that there are people who DO think it's real, and I have to share this life with them.
I actually feel bad about this one....
My intent was to stir some shit, but I forgot that the people over there are actually people, with friends and family over here. I took it WAY over the line. You can kick my ass if you want to, I'll understand.
-J
Butthole: My ridiculus story is no less plausable than the ridiculus story you're so eager to believe. "Leader of national resistance movement found in hole in the ground behind hut, God Bless America. War on Terror Over"
The was probably kept in a hole in the ground with a bag over his head. His captures were negotiating to collect the $25,000,000 bounty, and were double-crossed by the Americans. Yet again, we show our true colors to the world.
Not even close. You're so blinded by hate you haven't uttered a rational thought in weeks.
Here's a rational thought: You're a fucking retard if you really think this, dumbass.