actually, I had a response to your original post. but since you pussied out on it, I couldn't post it. but I see you wanted to gussy it up. clearly you needed to think through your slurs.
aye, with one role of thine 12-sided die I do beqeath a 6+ orc and a +23 vorpal sword. take thine digitalus and with haste cast asunder thine computus. if thine needs an +23 wrinkled green halfling with +7 computus skillz, I shall jump into the fray.
But while I am alive and have desires I would rather my hand were withered off than bring one brick to such a building! Don't remind me that I have just rejected the palace of crystal for the sole reason that one cannot put out one's tongue at it. I did not say because I am so fond of putting my tongue out. Perhaps the thing I resented was, that of all your edifices
They are useful in case you can't remember if you climbed a peak before. Just check the register, and if your name is there....well...you probably climbed it before. Its sort of like scratching your name in the bathroom stall.
Gentlemen, I am joking, and I know myself that my jokes are not brilliant,but you know one can take everything as a joke. I am, perhaps, jesting against the grain.