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If it was sharks they would have just called it "food gathering". Dolphins always get the bad rap. Just look at Dan Marino. Whatever, just ship them off to Gitmo and torture them till they talk.

It’s early morning The sun comes out Last night was shaking And pretty loud My cat is purring And scratches my skin So what is wrong With another sin The bitch is hungry She needs to tell So give her inches And feed her well More days to come New places to go I’ve got to leave It’s time for a show

How was it for you? Funny...I aways thought you were a guy.

horse diapers:

Hey MisterE, I still didn't get those panels.

Or a toilet bowl.

You da flea, and I da Big Dog.

WTF? Over 500 views and only ~20 responses? This is beer we're talking about! This highly scientific poll is being used to determine the # of kegs we'll have there. Some of you need to get your priorities in order!

here is a pictures of him falling:

pretty

I'm cool, you're still in high school. Go ahead and mull this over....mmmmmmkay?

If enough people respond, we will get a second keg. I'll investigate whether this second keg (the one Jon will help pay for) can be the Stout. Steve just said he could donate an IPA or a Porter keg...maybe if we're paying for the second one we'll be able to get the Stout...I don't know yet.

Please respond to the poll here clickity clickity

I just got off the phone with Steve of Terminal Gravity Beer fame. He wanted to let you guys know that you're family and that the first one is on him! That's right, once agian, Steve is donating a whole keg fo Terminal Gravity goodness to the CC.com Ropeup. We'll need to pay for the second, of course, but he may even be able to get us a discount on that one. Jon is pitching in money from CC.com, so we should be set up for 2+ kegs of beer for yall if we need that much. So...there are questions to be answered: 1. How much beer do we need? One or two kegs? Respond to this thread so we can get rough head count. Tell your mother and your sister too, and find out if they'll be there. Either click yes below, or respond to the thread with a total expected headcount for your party. 2. What kind of beer do we want from Steve? Unfortunately he is low on TG Stout, so

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!!

no...he is putting me on the right path.

come on matt...tell us some good lawyer jokes.

So, you were gone until you returned?

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. "How much does it cost for engineer brain?" "Three dollars an ounce." "How much does it cost for programmer brain?" "Four dollars an ounce." "How much for lawyer brain?" "$1,000 an ounce." "Why is lawyer brain so much more?" "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

I'll give you a #3 cam for the lot of them.

Or it would have escalated to water balloon fight or a full on crack the hydrants hydrofest.

or a knee jerked