Best that you scared him off, you know it goes...
~You don't scare bear, bear becomes fixture around house.
Feed bear part of veggie burrito, bear shows favorable response to your cooking.
Bear comes around at lunch again. Dogs sent mixed messages, get more disgruntled.
You invite bear up on porch for lemonade, pork chop leftovers, potato salad.
Bear and you hit it off, things never better!
You love bear, but he still bear, makes den out of blankets and sleeps all the time, poor personal hygene.
Bear starts sleeping on the couch, claims old hunting wound hutting.
Driving home from work one day, you swear you see bear's poop by your friend Kim's garbage cans, doubt creeps in.
Bear gets chased by your dogs, does not come home for 3 days, you fret, worry for bear.
You get up for glass of water, catch bear watching Showtime adult movie.
Pissed, you kick bear out, he poops in driveway and does not return call...
Work is OK, but lonely at home, nature shows make you cry.
Stupid bird feeder your sister gave you "just not the same as feeding bear".
One day, you notice cute little bird keeps hanging around feeder, soon eating out of your hand...