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  2. speaking of that, poop tubes have been a welcome requirement IMHO.
  3. http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/
  4. Dear Recruit: Thank you for joining the Iraqi resistance forces. You have been issued an AK-47 rifle, rocket-propelled grenade launcher and an address where you can pick up supplies of bombs and remote-controlled mines. Please let your cell leader know if you require additional materiel for use against the Americans. You are joining a broad and diverse coalition dedicated to one principle: Iraq for Iraqis. Our leaders include generals of President Saddam Hussein's secular government as well as fundamentalist Islamists. We are Sunni and Shia, Iraqi and foreign, Arab and Kurdish. Though we differ on what kind of future our country should have after liberation and many of us suffered under Saddam, we are fighting side by side because there is no dignity under the brutal and oppressive jackboot of the U.S. Coalition Provisional Authority or their Vichyite lapdogs on the Governing Council, headed by embezzler Ahmed Chalabi. Because we destroyed our weapons of mass destruction, we were unable to defend ourselves against the American invasion. This was their plan all along. Now our only option is guerilla warfare: we must kill as many Americans as possible at a minimum risk to ourselves. As the Afghan resistance to the Soviets and the Americans' own revolution against our former colonial masters the British have proven, it will only be a matter of time before the U.S. occupation forces become demoralized. As casualties and expenditures rise, the costs will outweigh the economic and political benefits of occupation. Soon the American public will note that the anticipated five-year price tag of $500 billion, with a probable loss of some 4,000 lives and 10,000 wounded, is not a reasonable price to pay to get our 2.5 million barrels of oil flowing to the West each month. This net increase, of just 0.23 percent of total OPEC production, will not reduce U.S. gasoline prices. At an average of 35 attacks each day, an hour does not pass without an American soldier coming under fire somewhere in Iraq. Ultimately the American public will pressure their leaders to withdraw their harried troops from our country. It is inevitable. Our goal is to make that day come sooner rather than later. It is no easy thing to shoot or blow up young men and women because they wear American uniforms. Indeed, the soldiers are themselves oppressed members of America's vast underclass. Many don't want to be here; joining America's mercenary army is the only way they can afford to attend university. Others, because they are poor and uneducated, do not understand that they are being used as pawns in Dick Cheney's cynical oil war. Unfortunately, we can't help these innocent U.S. soldiers. They are victims, like ourselves, of the bandits in Washington. Nor can we disabuse them of the propaganda that an occupier isn't always an oppressor. We regret their deaths, but we must continue to kill them until the last one has gone home to America. In recent months we have opened a second front, against such non-governmental organizations as the United Nations and Red Crescent. A typical response of the Bush junta to these actions was issued by National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: "It is unfortunate in the extreme that the terrorists decided to go after innocent aid workers and people who were just trying to help the Iraqi people." Do not listen to her. True, many aid workers are well intentioned. However, their presence under American military occupation tacitly endorses the invasion and subsequent colonization of Iraq. Their efforts to restore "normalcy" deceives weak-willed Iraqi civilians and international observers into the mistaken belief that the Americans are popular here. There can be no normalcy, or peace, until the invader is driven from our land. From the psychological warfare standpoint, the NGOs represent an even more insidious threat to fight for sovereignty than the U.S. army. In this vein we must also take action against our own Iraqi citizens who choose to collaborate with the enemy. Bush wants to put an "Iraqi face" on the occupation. If we allow the Americans to corrupt our friends and neighbors by turning them into puppet policemen and sellouts, our independence will be lost forever. If someone you know is considering taking a job with the Americans, tell him that he is engaging in treason and encourage him to seek honest work instead. If he refuses, you must kill him as a warning to other weak-minded individuals. Take to heart this warning of Cuban revolutionary Ché Guevara: "The guerrilla fighter needs full help from the people of the area. This is an indispensable condition. This is clearly seen by considering the case of bandit gangs that operate in a region. They have all the characteristics of a guerrilla army: homogeneity, respect for the leader, valor, knowledge of the ground, and, often, even good understanding of the tactics to be employed. The only thing missing is support of the people; and, inevitably, these gangs are captured and exterminated by the public force." If the Americans are right about us, and we enjoy no popular support, we deserve to be annihilated. Fortunately, the U.S. has adopted Israeli-style retaliatory bombing, cordoning off whole villages and other tactics that are turning civilian fence sitters to our point of view. To victory! (by Ted Rall)
  5. Wow, Minx, a quick search for you turned up www.seattleminx.com I always thought your title of sex industry worker was a hoax. guess not.
  6. I think he was afraid Agent Orange/CPB would kick his ass if he showed his face.
  7. Trailer park trash is not just American, its found all over the world.
  8. So Bob, did you get your fill of kickin' ass on those wimpy Euros while you were over there? I know how frustrating you find it here where us Yanks take you to task everytime you spout off.
  9. http://www.timberlinemtguides.com/rock_climbing_page.html
  10. you guys slay me. you get all bent outta shape about drinking peeps pooh when ur in the bc, but u dont think twice about tounging ur man or ur woman the night before ur climb. what gives? wheres TRASK when u need him to set you straight?
  11. After reading this thread and the announcement in the American Alpine Club newletter, it seems that the "Cascade Climbers Full Moon Ropeup" has relatively little to do with cascadeclimbers.com. Hell, they don't even mention cascadeclimbers.com as one of the sponsors! How'd that happen?!?!?!? the AAC announcement: CASCADE SECTION CASCADE CLIMBERS FULL MOON ROPEUP Join Northwest climbers for a weekend of camaraderie, climbing and trail work from Friday, October 10 through Sunday, October 12 at the Bridge Creek group campground in Icicle Creek outside of Leavenworth. Included will be a Saturday evening fundraiser for the American Alpine Journal and the Access Fund. Best of all, the event and camping will be free, and there even will be those magical words to climbers: free beer. Full details will be forthcoming, but if you are available to help volunteer, contact Section Chair Peter Ackroyd at mailto:peakpeter@comcast.net.
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