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If you wonder why your partners say 'I didn't sleep a wink all night', now you'll know why.

Moi aussi. DFA, don't rout out all of the the controversial types or you'll turn this place into a navel-gazing self-admiration society.

Machetes are aid.

What? He spanks your ass with a 2x4? That's different.

wrong--men's clothing wrong again -- see that little nook wedged in between the customer service desk and the restrooms...that dark little area...yea, that's it....that's the mens clothing section in the mall (proximally located near the men's Suffer Bench)

How about "Women are promiscuous because men are to stupid to think a woman might cheat on them?" Maybe that helps....

some metrosexual working on his highlights maybe....

I think the other hand is for the steering wheel. Not that you know how to use that either... (awaiting blindingly obvious counter-reply )

They probably hadn't travelled outside their home states until required to move to DC.

Yeah, I'm trying that. I think they are working on Gallic time though. ;-)

yes, I can sense the editors really wanted to rush the bat genitalia story right to the front pages as soon as it came out rather than saving it for a slow news day. Or maybe it's related to the Alioto confirmation. Whatever.

But it makes you stupid, and have sex with bats.

Be a good lad and go find us some books on creationism now.

Yes, we covet your high paying logging jobs, your lucrative ski resort cashier positions, and, lest we forget, the prestigious positions of marijuana coolie for your Mexican overlords. I guess we'll just have to keep our white collar jobs after all.

I'm reminded of the joke from the antipodes about what happened when the Kiwi moved to Australia (answer: it raised the IQ on both sides of the Tasman). I'll leave it to you to choose how that would work in this case....

So that's why Cheney and Rove have been so much under the radar...

Update for you, he was banned a long time ago; and he is not fucked up--he clearly and consistantly states what he believes in. I find that an admirable trait. But hey, that's just me. Any opinions regarding Greg_W aside, consistently stating what you believe in and being fucked up are not mutually exclusive. Consistently declaring that UFO's and black helicopters are out to get you is not really an admirable quality, unless they are.

That might work.

Anyone ever rent a cell phone that works in Europe? My wife is leaving for Ukraine and has never really travelled so far by herself so I'm looking for something she can get here rather than there in case she has problems in transit. I get a few hits off google but have obviously never used any of them.

Too bad they don't have any Nuptses. Nice price on LS Olympus Mons' though.

whoa there big fella

well, my frau is pretty hot and I don't care if she climbs or not cuz I love her anyway and she doesn't mind if I take off to go climbing over the weekend.

I don't follow this stuff but is this going to be one of those times like when The Patsies made it into the Superbowl? I remember when that happened in Boston and everyone there was so excited and pumped that I dared not remind them that they were going up against Ditka's Bears and that they were going to have their asses handed back to them. I think the final score was something like 42-7.......

I always like the things they say. One of the best was this cranky blue-haired lady who, quite loudly, said :"This place is horrible! It's just not like back home!". Mind you, this was downtown Sydney...... Or, the ever popular, "Do they use dollars here?"