I was walking across campus the other day when some pointy-headed hippie bumpeded into me.  I was surprised because I had just left my workout and my guns were blazing.  I recently started lifting pianos as there were not engough weights in the gym.  I weigh 110 lbs but can now press 800.   
  
I think this dude came straight from his mens sociology class or something as he was extremely belligerent, and started spewing out rages against the matriarchal machine.  I just continued to back-pedal with a series of but..but...but.  I assumed my buffed-out body would be a deterrent to such attacks, but alas, while most normal people respect me from afar, some are not worthy. 
  
Did I mention that I detest Che shirts, yups in coffe shops, and liberals.  Or did I tell you about the guy I roomed with who wore black all the time and was a "labor activist"?  No,  some other time then.  Gotta go.   
  
Liven' on the east coast put pathetically posting on CC.