cracked

http://www.stickdeath.com/2003auto.html

It's really sad how addicted he is.

I used to be a gym rat. Now I'm retired. Mountains are way cooler.

Olympus S300D. Am I right? Am I right????

About what, EPIC tents and Miox pens?

CLOWNPUNCHER!

I'm an asshole. Seriously, when I took a 40 question personality type quiz I was off the charts for type A. This is too simplified. If they gave me a click for each dichotomy it would be better. Much better.

A 'little' scream, but screaming for several seconds doesn't do anything but express frustration.

He'd send if he just screamed a bit more.

Seriously, though, I've got about 60megs max on the UW servers. Which means that at 50k per photo, Distel would run out of space in roughly 1200 photos. Which is only ten trips or so. Timmay! What's the size of the photo gallery? Must be huge.

That much tape is aid!

I recently had a nice REI experience. Monday I buy a bivy sack. The salesdude tells me I can apply my dividend to it and get 20% off. I'm stoked. I get to the cashier bitch who acts like I'm wasting her time by buying something. I ask if I can apply my dividend to the purchase. She impatiently tells me that unless I have the dividend IN MY HAND, I can't use it. I'm in a hurry, I need the bivy that evening, I plunk down the dough. After hearing from several sources that I AM allowed to use my dividend even though I don't have the paper copy, I got back to the store on Friday. I tell the customer service guy what happened, and ask if he can get me my 20% back. He claims that without a reciept, he can't do anything (I forgot it in my room). I get pissed, wait ten minutes until the other CS dude is free, hand him the bivy and tell him "I'd like to return this". I don't need a reciept or anything, he refunds me the money, I walk upstairs, grab the SAME EXACT bivy, pay for it using the dividend and walk out the door. I don't abuse their return policy as I feel it's unethical, but when I give them a reasonable offer and they refuse, I didn't mind taking advantage of them. So if anyone finds a new OR Basic Bivy at the Scratch and Dent sale, buy it, it's been on one snow bivy. New. That said, I like my dividend, I'll keep shopping there.

Five identical URLs to five different ebay listings?

This is possibly the funniest pic I have EVER seen on this site.

I figure any of the mid to high-end tools are great, what you like best will be based on personal preference. I like my Rages, but I don't know anything.

I thought all BD biners are made of aluminum?

Excellent link, thanks.

I think he's talking about CO2 build up, not O2. Either way, you have to be sealed in a cave for a long time before you die of asphyxiation.

Lib ridge. Central Mowich. Edmunds Headwall. Emmons. DC. Fuhrer Finger. Kautz Headwall. Thermogenesis. Anything else? www.skimountaineer.com has some info.

You just want to ski without paying for it, right?

Cool! Come on, people should throw fits over the feeding of mice to snakes. They're friggin' SNAFFLEHOUNDS for crying out loud!

A 6 by 6 by 6 foot room has enough oxygen to keep a man alive for a week (if I remember correctly. Catbird?). I doubt that O2 was a problem.

scouts!